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Here’s China in all its glory! Yeah, it just doesn’t have the same pizzazz the second time around.

Some Mongolian archers relayed the news of their Siberian acquisitions to Korean swordsmen at Guangzhou, word got around, and Sejong started a chain of high-fives that led all the way to Genghis Khan himself. Now they’re standing outside Beijing with their arms folded and laughing at what’s left of a former — I can’t believe it — second-place ranked civ. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. If you look hard enough, you can almost see where someone spray painted “Chairman Mousey Dung” on the walls of Beijing.