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I’m not sure I’m reading this correctly. Does that say, “Mao Zedong has declared war on Attila!?” Whatever, dude. What did that guy ever do to you? I can understand, well, pretty much anyone in your general vicinity, but he doesn’t even border your now-Mongolian cities. He must have a revised print of “How To Fight Wars Good.” I can find no other explanation. I mean, just look at them.

More importantly, The Ashanti can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Their struggles are over. After a five-way curb stomping from all sides, they have managed to make peace with all of their enemies. It couldn’t come a minute sooner, either. Kumasi was on the brink, about to fall to Morocco.