GODDAMMIT, LINCOLN! I’m glad we got that nice close up shot of Philly as an American city a few slides back, because this has to be the dumbest move to date, right up there with Byzantium giving Adrianople to the Ayyubids. The Sioux didn’t even share any borders with you. This does not make me proud to be an American, where at least our cities are free. (I just literally sighed after typing that. This is so infuriating.) Oh, on the plus side, Canada has several trebuchets now.