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Fantastic news everybody, Christopher Columbus has discovered Hamburg! He’d taken a wrong turn when going to the shops.

In other reports, the Baltic Sea is still a ridiculously populated flashpoint that is sure to erupt sooner rather than later. What’s worth noting is that despite a relative lack of navy from the Polish and German neighbours, the Scandinavian nations in general should still probably feel a little threatened due to a little bit of a build up from the west; distinctly coloured green.