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And there it goes! Chichen Itza falls to Buccaneer forces dealing a second harsh blow against the Mayan civilization. Steve Jobs oversees his people’s conquest, and is pleased. To celebrate the resounding victory, Apple announces the launch of a new app, iSpy, a game that will be played for centuries to come.

The Mayans, disillusioned by recent events to decide to alter their calendar to count downwards, in order to emphasise their eventual doom. I’m sure that won’t have any confusing repercussions generations down the line…