Alas, China. How the mighty have fallen!
Initially a fan/bookie favourite, numerous incursions from the surrounding nations have left the real life world power struggling for relevancy. The dire straits that they find themselves in have become ever more prevalent in Chinese popular culture. The new hit musical “The Sound of Warfare,” has sold remarkably well, and some of the more popular tracks it contains, like “Oh God, The Hills Are On Fire”, and “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Korea?” have remained at the top of the charts for a depressingly long time.