Over in the Mediterranean, Maria and Hannibal bring the war to a close, thus ending one of the most anti-climactic conflicts in world history. You see all those boats you have there Maria? Sometimes it helps if you use them! The Moroccans also appear to have forgotten how to War Good, dallying around in the desert doing bugger all.
Someone who doesn’t need any encouragement is Leonidas (of the Spartans), who in a fit of enlightenment and enthusiasm decides to send a crack suicide squad of a trireme and a pikeman directly into the heart of Roman territory. Points for originality.