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Tulum and Chichen Itza are officially Buccaneer territory. Judging by the Mayan army, it’s a safe bet to say that that won’t be changing very soon. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the Mayans are the first to go. Unlike, say, Byzantium, it’s hard to sympathise with their plight. They weren’t the victims of powerful aggressive neighbours, but rather the victims of their own hubris. Pacal was all like “Pikemen? Nah, we’ll be fine. We got Archers first!” The Mayans do seem to be sending a few triremes down to Tulum, though, so we’ll have to see how that plays out.

It’s interesting to me that the Bucs have two Great Generals in storage, and instead they send Steve Jobs to the front lines. Also, some things are consistent between reality and Battle Royale-ity: Cortez is primed to invade Central America. Now he just needs to come dancing across the water…

These Hawaiian composite bowmen have found a new place to rest: the foothills of the Amazon Rainforest.