The Buccaneers come ever closer to Palenque, easily battering down the feeble spearmen and throwing-spearmen, which is what Atlatlists are. Unless the Mayans produce a miracle, we may as well already start scripting the Pirates of Palenque musical.
Steve Jobs is stationed in Chichen Itza now, so we at CivBR are proud to present the Sacrificial Pyramid 5S! 0.25% slimmer than the average Sacrificial Pyramid! All I’m saying is, if the sun doesn’t rise tomorrow, you’ll know why.
Wait a minute, that’s bloody Aztecs! Dammit! Actually, you know what, screw it, Chichen Itza just got taken over by pirates, we’ll let it slide.