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Mexico has done it! They’ve learned how to capture a city! And what a city it is! If I’m not mistaken, Wahpekute houses Petra, which should greatly increase its power, despite starting at one pop after the vicious fighting. Now the invaders are chiselling out the Sioux empire’s very core. In Hunkpapa, Sitting Bull trembles. A Blackfoot arrow has missed his face by mere inches. Unfortunately for the Blackfoot, he was standing at the apex of the city, and the arrow sails over the populace, instead cutting off a random nearby Great Artist’s ear. The Artist is furious, as he knows he will now be compared to Vincent Van Gogh, even though Van Gogh was a Post-Impressionist and he’s a Cubist! I think that was a joke.

I’m jealous of the civ realm. I wish MY government could spend millions of dollars building some crap and then I would get rewarded for it…