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Horrific tales of man-eating Bunyips, man-eating Yowies, and various other man-eating wildlife of all sizes and varieties work perfectly to keep almost all Kimberley and Australian settlers far, far away from the hellish Outback. A competition is now underway to colonize, actual quote from Henry Parkes, \"literally any island other than this fucking crazy prison, like the other day, I saw a spider the size of a dinner plate run across the floor of the palace and under my bathroom door, I've had to hold it in for like 2 days now\". The ring of viable coastal cities is closed in the North by Darwin. The Maori also throw their hat into the ring, sending a lone settler out into the mighty Pacific. One begins to wonder why TPang bothered hiding the Babylonian Submarine in Antarctica instead of just dropping it on top of Uluru.