To: His Excellency Harun al-Rashid
From: Just A Simple Lawyer Who wants to help the Empire
Re: Possible Big Settlement! Your Excellency!
I don’t know if you noticed, but I have TOTALLY noticed that our sigil/heraldic symbol/national flag -- whatever you wanna call it -- you know, the moon with the star thing -- well, it looks a HECKUVA lot like the symbol of that crazy cult founded in Cairo not to long ago. I forget what it’s called. Hisham or I Slam or something. I don’t know. Point is, this could be a big money-maker for us! Can you say copyright infringement? I am talking a big cash settlement here! I know you to be a peaceful guy who would rather do just about anything than start a war, but that doesn’t mean you’d flush money down the toilet, right? Please don’t hesitate to get in touch so I can walk you through my simple strategy to make these Ayyubid bastards pay through the nose, and win the realm (and me) some shekels!
Of Note: The horn of Africa becomes Arabic.