Oh, Shaka. Poor, tiny Shaka. If land was a metaphor for size of certain body parts, then you would be an ironic deconstruction of the popular (and sorta racist) stereotype about African-originated peoples right now, instead of the butt of a rather ineffective joke about stereotypes. What I’m saying is that you have no land and that’s a problem. The Boers will soon be the Goers. But with an “R” in there, so they’ll be the Gorers.