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Stalin packs on the cities by settling to the Arctic Ocean. Sure, they are not going to have quite the benefit somebody like the Inuit would have from something like this, but it will launch him up the number of cities list at the end of Part 8. “His” city of Stalingrad really is a lovely place to visit, if you can make it through the forest full of ravenous Russian Yetis and the, you know, negative 50 billion degree weather along the way.

Stalin finds this balmy and models his speedo and mustache in this weather every December. Those not found clapping are instantly shot.