On the African front, The Boers have decided to ignore the Zulus led by Oblomov Shaka, and turn their sights Northerly the past few updates. Due to the geography of Africa, Ethiopia cannot seem to direct their full forces into the heart of Kruger. Meanwhile, Kruger attacks Lalibela, home to Mt. Kilimanjaro, home to many a dead leopard prowling to its summit at unfathomable altitudes. That was supposed to be a Hemingway reference. You can tell I’m much more fit to be a science major.