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Maria heard what I had to say, and to test her mettle, declared war on… Saladin? Wrong Arabian leader, Maria. In fact, that’s pretty racist of you for mixing them up like that. For shame, Maria. In her defense, it is slightly more likely to surmount to some importance than Attila’s war on Tibet.