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Part 10: Let Slip the Frogs of War!

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    Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening to you fine folks around the globe. This is your bestower of credits, deviser of pr…

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    Many thanks to /u/SylonL for the continued supply of high quality maps. Take a moment and enjoy the state of the world as we left…

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    Here are your top ten contenders as determined by a crack squad of elite power rankers. Notice the (not) GLARING ERROR above, as Y…

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    A beautiful representation of the world in polandball format by /u/EmeraldRange! Remember to check out /r/civbattleroyale for stuf…

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    When we left Portugal in the last installment, Maria had been put in the global spotlight as several countries decided they just p…

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    After making peace with Selassie, Paul Kruger can now focus his full attention on M’banza-Kongo. A swordsman takes the brunt of th…

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    Here’s Chile in all it’s glory! That’s right, folks. The hype train has pulled into the station. O’Higgins has made a decent natio…

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    Check out those Terrace Farms outside Cusco. The Incan Unique Tile Improvement provides +1 food with an additional +1 for each adj…

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    Some Hawaiians are negotiating passage through the Nassau Canal and sharing tales of Pacific superpowers over a jug of grog. They…

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    WOW! Waipahu, how you have grown. Even when they’re not doing it island style, the Hawaiians are still doing it plenty. I’m sure B…

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    Speaking of which, let’s head over to the Northern Leagues, where the Sioux think they can play ball with the Inuit. To be fair, t…

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    Ka-Ka-KaKongo BREAKER! Nzinga drives the paleskins out and reclaims the city for Kongo. The swordsman outside M’banza-Kongo still…

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    Well, hot damn! As if Kuchum Khan needed more enemies he decides to go and build Machu Picchu, giving a hefty boost to Sibir's tre…

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    And like that, Persia fittingly has control of the Gulf. This puts them in a great spot for expansion. All the neighboring cities…

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    Here’s China in all its glory! Yeah, it just doesn’t have the same pizzazz the second time around. Some Mongolian archers relayed…

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    There’s Yakutia. Doing nothing. They have a catapult. And some other stuff. There was some talk about where the /r/civmodelworldc…

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    If you’re like me, the first thing you noticed in this slide was Hawaiian soldiers just chilling on the Asian mainland, not the cl…

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    Well, Nzinga got to keep KaKongo without giving anything else away. A solid display by the Kongo so far. I’m impressed. Oh hey. I…

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    Back to the Great Clusterfuck, where A.I. stands for Amphibious Invasion. Hannibal has seized Arretium, leaving only two Punic Ele…

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    There are the other Moroccan triremes. Kumasi is about to pull a Bilma and fall back into the hands of Marun al-Manslaughter. I’ll…

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    Here we see Morocco in its entirety. Can anyone tell me why they still haven’t settled that one-tile island next to Leiria? Intere…

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    The Inuit just won’t quit. Rex is on the loose as they push another settler toward Kamchatka. If he takes that nice mountainous sp…

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    In this war of giants, neither side has made any progress. Lahor has been starved out a bit by Afghan troops, but remains impenet…

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    Oh no he di'int! David throws the gauntlet at the Trung Sisters, though it falls too short for them to even hear it. I’m guessing…

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    OH SHIT! It’s on now! Check out that sidebar. Chilean Backdoor Squad is go! O’Higgins teams up with Pedro to lay a second smackdow…

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    How did every civ in South America end up at war together? I wonder if that Buccaneer scout in Cusco had anything to do with it? W…

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    There it is, the Chilean Full Frontal Assault. It looks like Chile gets to move before the Inca, which is a huge advantage in this…

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    And there it goes! Antium now belongs to Leonidas, who is so psyched about his conquest that he decides to cancel his holiday to A…

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    I’m not sure I’m reading this correctly. Does that say, “Mao Zedong has declared war on Attila!?” Whatever, dude. What did that gu…

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    Son of a bitch! Not only Kumasi, but Mampong? You couldn’t give up Atebubu and provide a shield against the Kongo? That does it. Y…

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    Well look at that! Vietnam finally recruited someone who knows how to hold a sword. Vigan is once again in the hands of the Trung…

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    While on that subject, Rim of Fire is really earning its reputation this installment as even Indonesia have had enough of the powe…

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    Ah, the paradise of New Zealand, a place where nothing happens and nothing matters. Note from TPang: \"Lol, way to piss off all th…

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    Seriously, this frozen wasteland is more interesting than that last slide. Iceland has some strong core cities, but here we see th…

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    Ohhh, yeah! Finland is bringing the pain. I guess Mao stirred the pot, as Kekkonen sends a… well, squad of melee units into Mosul’…

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    St. Louis is back to full health in the hands of Ingolfur, who may actually be Pinky and the Brain in disguise, what with choosing…

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    Psych! It’s Sioux Gangbang 2: Epileptic Boogergoo. Seriously though, guys. The horse is dead and beaten. There are other sequels t…

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    Oh yeah, about that. That rant about the movie titles and everything was because this time it’s for real. The Inuit join the fraca…

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    If you were paying attention to the top of the screen last slide, you’d have seen this. Shenzen now belongs to Sibir. Genghis thin…

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    The DoWs keep flying as Sioux Gangbang 2, or as I like to call it, “The Second First Nations War” gets into full swing. Benito wan…

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    Thanks for pointing out that trebuchet, TPang. I definitely would have missed that. Fortaleza’s fields are aflame, providing the p…

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    Back to Europe, where everyone hates Hitler. Speaking of Hitler, how on earth has he been able to defend Germany with such a paltr…

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    Ekeuhnick can’t be stopped, sending in a settler to steal the precious camps away from any future Yakut settlements. In other news…

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    So much hate in such little time. This is what Battles Royale are made of. Stalin wants payback for Leningrad. Besides, it looks l…

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    Saladin calls it quits with Kruger, and Rizal says that’s good enough for him, too. It’s probably so he can focus on protecting wh…

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    How did that Kimberley settler NOT get the island that became Tamaki Makarau? Also, why did the Aussie settler abandon the island…

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    Attila has successfully pushed back the Finnish force at Mosul and set Sverdlovsk ablaze! Stalin must be pissed. The Huns have mad…

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    Hannibal’s defensive Elephants are nowhere to be seen here, and that pair of spearmen is down to one. The city of Carthage has dea…

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    The Trung Sisters were throwing everything they have at Vigan, but decided they just couldn’t take it anymore. If I’m Anawrahta, I…

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    So that’s what Sri Lanka looks like. They’ve been building a few of their Uniques. This would be a good time to use them, but I’m…

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    I can’t stand to look at this. Why? Just why? In any case, Osei Tutu is building some citadels that will prove to be useful to Mor…

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    Ireland has been mass-producing military units since the last time we saw them. You can’t have that many without planning to use t…

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    The Inuit tell Sitting Bull, “No way, Hohe. Next stop, Mawahota? Soon to be Mawacolda.” Okay. I’ll stop.

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    Genghis won’t be getting Shenzen back any time soon, but it looks like Kazan survived an attack. Who’s the “poser” Khan now? And w…

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    Pachacuti has pushed back the Chilean navy without losing many of his own ships, and is executing a ground attack on Valparaiso. T…

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    Henry Morgan took the Hawaiians’ advice to heart, and decided to settle La Habana and St. Kitts, with another settler on the move.…

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    Baltimore looks like a tough nut to crack, which is good for Texas since it sits at the crossroads of the Northeast in North Ameri…

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    Aw, man. All the folks I know from Toowoomba (which is a surprising amount seeing as how I live in California) are good people. Th…

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    That’s better.

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    Anawrahta realizes he’s afraid of heights and leaves the mountains to Songtsan Gampo. Of note: The number of settlers in this slid…

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    The Huns continue their barnstorming tour of Russia, with their latest performance in Novosibirsk bringing down the house.

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    Damn, Gina! (/u/BurgerKrieg, if you don’t try your best to say that like Martin Lawrence, I’m going to be very disappointed.) Holy…

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    I’m not too sure it was a good idea to declare war against an enemy when your nearest city has only one population. Is this a bait…

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    Meiji finally couldn’t take Rizal holding Okinawa anymore, and decides it rightfully belongs to Japan. It does in real life, but n…

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    Shaoshan is on the way down as Kuchum really took that “poser” comment personally. I’m so pissed that I didn’t get to participate…

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    GODDAMMIT, LINCOLN! I’m glad we got that nice close up shot of Philly as an American city a few slides back, because this has to b…

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    The Kimberley swarm on Laguna, opening the way through to the north. Butuan is the only other thing keeping them from spilling out…

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    Kamehameha hears news from the west and springs to action to support his brother Rizal who gave him open border— oh, yeah, that’s…

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    Lastly, we see Armenia end on a good note as they take Bukhara from Timur. With no effective ranged weaponry to defend it, the cit…

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    What’s this? That’s right, my friends. TPang has heard your calls. Behold, the full list of Pantheons, beliefs and enhancements. S…

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    Buddhism is going for Happiness points, which explains why Burma was so lovey dovey toward the end of Part 10 here. Byzantium gets…

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    p>And now we see why Islam isn’t-lam.

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    Desert Folklore has been the boon to Israel they needed to spam Europe with stars and mezuzahs. Holy Warriors may have kept them i…

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    Ethiopia gets a good defensive boost with Defender of the Faith, and growth with Feed the World. However, Just War may prove to be…

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    In a surprise move, Eastern Orthodoxy is on the rise. Those holy wars have benefited Selassie more than they appeared to on paper.

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    Here we see how quickly Orthodoxy has spread, covering an area comparable to Catholicism in the Western Hemisphere. Akatt-u has al…