Oh Ashanti, you poor, poor, unfortunate souls. Central Africa really isn’t the place to be this time of year, with a cross-continent nabbing Morocco, regional powers Mali and the Boers on both sides and a line of archers to defend themselves with; the curtains appear to be closing for the humble mid-African state. Will they survive to live another day or will they go the way of the Dodo? Only time will tell. That and the Malian army currently storming through its countryside.
Also to note, the Philippines and the Maori have just declared their intentions to be BBFs for the foreseeable future, trading cricket cards and other oceanic stereotypes I’m unfamiliar with. This doesn’t look good for the Australians, who may just find themselves some contention in their backyard.