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Part 113: Poor Unfortunate Souls

Narrated by Vihreaa

  1. Intro

    Good evening/morning/afternoon/whatever time it is where you live fellow CBR observers! My name is u/Vihreaa, (map guy) and I have…

  2. PR Slide

    In a total upset, The Blackfoot take #1 in the Power Rankings this week! Wait, you’re telling me they’re dead? Oh…. But in realit…

  3. Vihreaa Map

    We are blessed this week with the beautiful map detailing the current state of the world, created by the ever so talented u/Vihrea…

  4. Erlen Tile Accurate Map

    Our next map for this week is the usual installment of the Tile-Accurate map, created by u/DerErlenkonig, which is a staple of map…

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    We start off today with Brazil’s capture of Portobello from Iceland. If you look to the right of the screen, you’ll notice that Ic…

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    Moving to the Swedish front, Sweden has done a fine job on defending against CARNIVAL, with no city captures this turn. I will app…

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    Things have come to a temporary standstill on Sibir’s Western front as well. Brazil is making a push East of Kharkov, but they are…

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    Chimgi-Tura has fallen, along with the hopes of Siberian supporters, as Brazil pushes through with ease what used to be a Vietname…

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    Siberian troops march into Chamdo, facing only a Mech Artillery to resist them. Brazilian party-goers mosey their way over to Lhas…

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    This seems to be a slow turn, huh Pedro? Maybe Mini-Pedro needed a quick break, and put Pedro II in charge for this turn. Vietnam’…

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    Boer penguins begin to honk in their flippers as CARNIVAL approaches. It’s only a matter of time until the once mighty Boerg fall.…

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    Vietnam retakes Jakarta, bringing along some beautiful border gore with it. In other news, Vietnam relentlessly continues to bomb…

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    Henry Parkes flies by in his private jet, observing his beautiful and healthy cities. “Everything is fine.” He continues on his fl…

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    Australia retakes Kyoto from Korea, and Brazil’s capturing of cities from Vietnam could be compared to a vomit green sword shankin…

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    No captures on the Sibir-Vietnam front this turn, but if you look at Sibir you can tell that they’ve started to annex some cities,…

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    The Inuit take the valuable city known as Druzhina, likely securing their victory in the battle roy- Not quite. On the other hand…

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    Korea hasn’t manage to capture any of the Inuit’s cities here, but they do show off a sizeable navy and airforce, with 62 Korean a…

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    All of Australia’s Japanese holdings are in the black in terms of city health, but it looks like those cities will still hold for…

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    The Brazilian-Australian stare-off continues, as Australia sends a carrier, and Brazil a Cybersub. Hate to break it to you Henry,…

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    Through just seeing Brazil’s navy in the distance, almost 12 million citizens of Coff’s Harbor have died. Leaving the city at a st…

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    Brazil captures Hervey Bay from Australia, and the citizens of Bundaberg (that sounds funny haha) cower in fear as they cannot do…

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    What’s this? Could it be? Brazil has lost a city? Australian troops valiantly retake Quandan, giving a big middle finger to Pedro…

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    The sounds of CARNIVAL could be heard in the distance. “Captain! Brazilian troops are sailing straight for Port Royal! At this rat…

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    Iceland has miraculously managed to hold onto Newfoundland for another turn, against all odds. It’s the small victories that count…

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    The Inuit have done a fine job of holding Brazil at this point, and it probably helps that every one of their cities in this slide…

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    Brazil might be getting a little cold, with their progression of fighting the Inuit. The cold winds drown out the sounds of CARNIV…

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    Brazil holds strong onto their captures cities though. With the split straight through the middle of Inuit territory, The Inuit st…

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    The Western Inuit core in Alaska seems pretty devoid of land units, but on the navy side of things they don’t have a problem. It’…

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    Iceland’s last stronghold of York has fallen to the CARNIVAL. Iceland is now purely an island nation, with no cities on mainland c…

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    And boy oh boy is it entertaining! Brazilian troops continue to march into Swedish Denmark, surrounding the city, but Visby stands…

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    Brazil’s push of troops from last turn seems to have just skipped all of the cities we thought they were going to attack. Where ar…

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    Sibir holds Samarqand for another turn, but we all know deep in our hearts CARNIVAL cannot be stopped. Brazilian troops begin to s…

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    Brazilian party-goers vastly outnumber the Vietnamese on this slide, but haven’t captured any cities. The mountainous region east…

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    "Between you and me, your army is kind of the laughing stock of the world." This is honestly what the world thinks of Vietnam at…

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    Korea just really isn’t in a good place right now. With Sibir approaching from the north, and Vietnam to the west, their days real…

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    We get a good glimpse at Korea’s core here, save their capital of Seoul and some northern cities. While they do have a sizeable ai…

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    This slide does very well to illustrate why I have so little faith in Vietnam. Don’t get me wrong, I love Vietnam as a country and…

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    Australia has one of the largest militaries in the cylinder, but you wouldn’t be able to tell on this slide. If Vietnam could crea…

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    We get a look at Australia’s Antarctic colonies, and it’s looking like Quandan is going to be retaken by Brazilian XCOM’s next tur…

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    The citizens of Bundaberg begin to feel the pain as Brazil arrives. With a grand total of 4 melee ships, Brazil at this point is c…

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    As we move to the Inuit front, the Inuit have done well again in holding off Brazil’s CARNIVAL. With a good carpet, it’s looking l…

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    Brazil have captured the city of Saint John, further pushing the Inuit out of southern Canada. They haven’t made any gains on any…

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    Kleflavík has been captured by the mighty Pedro, with Húsavík looking soon to follow. Iceland held the entirety of Newfoundland…

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    In the Caribbean, we can really see how badly the Buccs fared this turn. With only two cities left, and both of them in the red, w…

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    WOAH! In a huge upset that I actually didn’t see coming, Brazil has taken 4 cities in the western Pacific, from both Australia and…

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    Brazil also captures Kyoto and Wakayama from Australia, and the city of Gwangju has been nuked off the map, by either Korea, Austr…

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    Korean cities gain a bit more health, and hold off from enemy forces this turn. The Koreans still remember Pyongyang in all of its…

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    Brazil still holds Ambarchik, as their forces either prepare for an outward attack, or just wait for the people surrounding them t…

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    A Siberian Robot Infantry captures Phu Xuan, and laughs in robot at the Brazilian XCOM who couldn’t, and the Brazilian XCOM can’t…

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    Sibir boasts a sizable carpet of units, compared to their neighbor of Vietnam. With Vietnam having a total of 3 units to defend Xi…

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    With both Guangzhou and Otrar at or almost at 0 health, it looks like Sibir will capture them soon, causing Vietnam to lose even m…

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    Samarqand and Urgench have fallen to CARNIVAL, but Sibir has enough troops near Samarqand to make me believe they might be able to…

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    Sibir has a startling low amount of troops on this front. This is the front that you want to be defending, Kuchum. On the contrary…

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    Sweden manages to not lose any cities on this front here, but you can tell that Helsinki was flipped, due to the resistance in the…

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    Sweden holds all their cities on this front, as well. They have managed to pick off most of the Brazilian troops invading Visby, k…

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    This slide shows a whole lot of water, and a fair amount of boats in that water. The Brazilian border to the west is what I assume…

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    And just like that, the Buccaneers have been eliminated from the game. The Buccaneers were arguably one of the most interesting c…

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    As expected, Húsavík falls to the mighty CARNIVAL, and with that Iceland has been eliminated from mainland North America. Pedro…

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    The Inuit somehow hold for another turn, but Brazilian troops are on the offensive. With the Inuit’s large airforce, they may yet…

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    The Brazilian CARNIVAL marches west, into Inuit Alaska. Ekeuhnick sends some carriers down south, appearing to try to retake Kangi…

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    THE GREAT BUNDABERG HAS FALLEN! Known for Bundaberg Rum, it seems only fitting that it fell on the same turn as the Buccaneers. As…

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    We end this week’s segment of the Civ Battle Royale with the fall of Quandan once again to Brazil, looking to be quite securely in…