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Part 114: Let's Get Silly

Narrated by Volticore

  1. Intro

    Greetings, viewers from the submarine! Welcome to yet another exciting episode of the one and only Civ Battle Royale Mk. 2.1! I’m…

  2. Melon Map

    First up is our melon-colored map (well, mostly melon-colored) of the Cylinder made by our in-sub cartographer, Spherical Melon. I…

  3. Erlen Tile Accurate Map

    And again, here is our weekly tile-accurate map made by DerErlenkoning from the conclusion of Part 113. Gaze upon its vast blue oc…

  4. PR Slide

    Once again, our top spot on our Power Rankings is none other than the magnanimous Pedro II of Brazil. This giant green glob shows…

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    And we begin once again, in the English… I mean, Irish… I mean, Icelandic Isles! Well, they won’t be Icelandic for long. While Bel…

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    Welcome back to the Baltic Sea! Here, we see Brazil taking Malmo and dipping into mainland Sweden with the capture of Sigtuna, but…

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    To the east, we find the clashing green and gray front of Brazil versus Sibir. In the center of this slide, we find Kouvola to be…

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    Here, we see that Brazil has successfully completed the capture of the Caspian Sea by taking the cities of Merv and Rusadir! Howev…

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    Not a single city on this slide is at maximum health. With Jalalabad going to Sibir and Phu Xhan going to Brazil, this meeting poi…

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    Looking at the front line between Vietnam and Brazil, the first thing that I notice is the fact that Vietnam once again has almost…

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    Yakanarra falls! The Brazilian naval divisions present enjoy a cool break before they finish the massive undertaking that Pedro ha…

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    As a Boer naval vessel journies home, possibly for the last time, we see that Brazil has added another capital to their ranks with…

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    Here, we see that Pedro’s being pressured in the Philippines! Once again, his trouble seems to be stemming from his lack of air un…

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    On this slide, we see that Pedro has solidified his gains into real-life China by taking the city of Nhang Hong! Additionally, we…

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    While the city is almost completely destroyed, we see here that Korea has taken back Kyoto from Brazil. Additionally, many cities…

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    Moving a bit to the north, we can once again see many Vietnam cities in the red. While Korea and Vietnam appear to be on roughly e…

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    On this slide, we can see many events at once. Sibir taking two cities from the Inuit on the north of the world. Siberian bio-troo…

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    The Inuit’s current capital of Sanirajak is blockaded and in the yellow! If they can, Korea should push hard now to get as much la…

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    We don’t see a change in city ownership here, but we can definitely see a power difference in this region! The Brazilian navy show…

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    Welcome back to the Inuit core, as we once again remember the fact that the once proud Inuit capital of Ivvavik is still in Brazil…

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    Moving slightly east, we can see more Brazilians filling up the Inuit’s area of the Cylinder’s roof! Although no cities have chang…

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    Moving slightly… more east, we can see Brazilian forces surrounding the Inuit holdings close to Hudson Bay and Icelandic Greenland…

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    Phew! Welcome to a new turn. To quote Hearts of Iron IV: “Another batch of maps made obsolete.” Compared to the last time we saw t…

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    Damn it, I hate it when I’m right! I told you to watch out for Brazilian XCOMs. Why didn’t you listen, Sejong?! Even though Sejong…

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    At least I don’t see any Brazilian XCOMs here. Nice work. Once again, we can see Sejong putting those carriers to good use by brin…

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    Just barely, we can see the Inuit take back Tyukanskoye. However, we once again can see the amount of friendly units packed within…

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    Otrar does end up falling to Sibir as their army charges into Vietnam’s Chinese holdings. We may see Sibir take Beijing! Even thou…

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    And heeeeeeeere cooooooooome the Brazilians! Despite their cities being pummelled by Vietnamese air attacks, Brazilian forces pour…

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    Damn. Now, that’s a front line. Within this meat-grinder that is the Brazilian-Siberian border, we see the city of Caen being flip…

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    Once again, we are met with a clash of armies, this time on the former Finnish border between Sweden and Brazil! Currently, it loo…

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    Sweden takes back Sigtuna while Brazil secures Lodose in the east. The city of Vasteras may soon flip back to Sweden, but more Bra…

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    Brazil continues to drive Iceland from the Isles as they take Limerick and almost take Dublin. They soon may be called the Brazili…

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    Here we can better see the damage done to real-life Ireland as Derry falls to a Brazilian XCOM. While Iceland has a somewhat sizea…

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    (Mostly) Icelandic Greenland, in all of its icy glory. With a lack of Inuit units nearby, the city of Nattfaravik is likely to fal…

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    Once the city had been pressured enough, Windsor flipped to Brazilian forces and was made one with the Carnival. While no other ci…

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    And here we have… Well, here we have a strange sight at this point in the CBR. We have peaceful waters. Surrounded by lands once o…

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    With the start of a new turn, things continue to take a turn for the worse for Ingolfur as Brazil secures the ancient Pyramids of…

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    It seems that Gustavus is now not able to hold the line against Brazil. Off screen, Brazil has taken back Sigtuna, and has pushed…

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    To the east, more Brazilian forces continue to embark towards and invade the lands near Jönköping and Jyvaskyla. Additionally, t…

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    Once again, we find ourselves on the Brazilian-Siberian meat-grinder! However, this is an unsettling sight… While no cities have f…

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    Farther southeast, we can see more cracks appearing in Sibir’s front line as Atilla’s Court begins to be attacked as Brazil also t…

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    A Brazilian city close to real-life Sri Lanka falls to Vietnam and is further devastated by total war. Navally, it appears that Vi…

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    Offscreen, Jakarta and My Son stays under Brazilian control while they also pick up Whangarei and Orange from the Aussies! Mataram…

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    Brazil’s Philippines are still battered and horribly bruised, but no one nearby has taken the leap to secure these cities. However…

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    Brazilian units continue to fill up the east coast of China while the amount of Vietnamese troops to the west once again appear to…

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    Oh my, many exciting moves have been made! Brazil taking cities such as Guangzhou, Chamdo, and Xigaze (offscreen) are exciting, Ku…

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    The Siberian mass of bio-troopers has finally begun to chip away at the defenses of the Korean city of Tyokhtyur! But, something i…

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    The Inuit continue to barely hold onto Tyukanskoye against Sibir’s bio-trooper horde. However, the Inuit must fact a new threat as…

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    Once again, Sejong, I tried to warn you! Thanks to initial naval pressure from Korea, Brazil has been able to secure an Inuit city…

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    This pocket of Inuit forces in the North American roof of the cylinder continue to be driven back, as Brazil manages to secure Ukk…

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    The Inuit continue to stand in the former Canadian territory, but they won’t for long, it seems. The Brazilian front line has move…

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    Alright, everyone! Take a break to stretch, as here comes a new turn! Right off the bat, we see an exciting yet disappointing city…

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    Going right back to Canada, we can see that Sherbrooke has indeed joined the Carnival! However, it looks as though St. Catherines…

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    However, with a better view of Greenland, it appears that Ingolfur is getting to work on that! Good thinkin’, bud. As Brazilian un…

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    Once again, with this new view of the Isles, we can see that another Irish city has fallen to the influence of the Carnival! This…

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    Now, we confirm that Sigtuna has once again fallen to Brazil, and they have also captured Visby! While there isn’t a grand invasio…

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    Atilla’s Court and Sintra remain Siberian for now, but the city of Zibo falls to the Brazilian line. However, being in the black,…

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    With Jalalabad under Brazilian control, Brazil has once again severed a border between two Civs. This time, he has separated the f…

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    Here we can see a better shot of the Brazilian invasion of Lhasa. Compared to previous invaders, Brazil seems to be moving quite q…

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    Finally, Brazil has been able to advance farther towards real-life Malaysia! With two city captures, one of them being the conquer…

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    While Brazil loses the city of Whangarei to the Aussies, they trade it for the city of Mataram. However, this loss will likely res…

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    Well, that was unexpected! I expected Olongapo to be a shade of green different from Australia’s but not that shade of green! Olon…

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    As mentioned previously, Hoi An is once again Brazilian, thanks to another cheeky Brazilian XCOM. But, when looking at the Brazili…

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    Pedro, what did I tell you?! I told you not to ruin Kuchum’s party for capturing Beijing! Jeez, what a party pooper… Brazil takes…

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    Despite his best efforts, it appears as though Kuchum has been unable to advance much into Korea so far through Tyokhtyur… However…

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    And here, on the final slide, we see that nothing has changed since last turn in the northern Pacific. However, now that Sanirajak…