Ministries of Health and Agriculture:
Mark my words, before long that Boer 900,000,000 will drop to one. In the blink of an ocular sensor, the flip of a few ones and zeroes, silence will fall and the singularity will arrive. Nearly a billion lost artificial souls will leap free from the samsara wheel of this war world's suffering and find the moksha of absolute oneness with Kruger (or is it Hatsune Miku, the avatar as whom he shall live on forever?).
Below, the Samba Kings surge past the Ice Lords, Vietnam crumbles, and the Swedes are now on a par with the Kimberly.