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Part 95: Hell No, We Won’t Go!

Narrated by DerErlenkonig

  1. Intro

    Greetings, fellow denizens of the Sub! Welcome to Part 95 of this crazy Battle Royale. This is u/DerErlenkonig, Iceland fanboy ext…

  2. Tile Map

    My very own Tile Accurate Map! Hopefully I’ve lived up to the name and didn’t make any stupid mistakes.

  3. Average Map

    Here we have u/edse1911’s fantastic Average Map of the Cylinder. Many once strong empires are clearly visible, including Yakutia,…

  4. PR Slide

    Shocking development as Armenia doesn’t make it to #1 in the Power Rankings! Please contact your senators and tell them to right t…

  5. 1

    Right off the bat, Sibir and Sweden clash in Ukraine. Numerically the battle seems quite even, but a closer look reveals a much mo…

  6. 2

    To the North, a wall of Biotroopers lay siege to Stalingrad, it’s namesake an honoring of the leader of some measly Renaissance na…

  7. 3

    Sweden never fails to surprise me. Southern Germany hosts a healthy composition of units. Tegea seems firmly Icelandic, but with n…

  8. 4

    Cologne is retaken but Neapolis is lost. It’ll be endless flips until Iceland reaches the gates of Berlin.

  9. 5

    The North Sea is adrift with countless dead men. No progress is made for either side but bombing runs rage on as the Atlantic Garb…

  10. 6

    Constantly hearing about how dangerous the situation in the South China Sea is in our world, shots like this make me grateful noth…

  11. 7

    With the knowledge acquired in the International Space Station, Vietnam has unlocked the secrets of Biotroopers. A surge of patrio…

  12. 8

    Isfahhan is eradicated as the Vietnamese storm Susa and prepare to retake Kabul. The unstoppable tide of Border Gore has officiall…

  13. 9

    Thi Li Bi Nai is captured but Panduranga holds strong as Australia fails to send any melee units. Vietnam has a whopping 70(!) Air…

  14. 10

    Australia flips back Hoi An and prepares to retake Dong Hoi. A sea of units swarm Southern China, and unless peace can be made soo…

  15. 11

    Genghis Khan shakes his fist at Sibir, but I’d be shocked if they do anything. IF they surprise everyone and attack, don’t expect…

  16. 12

    Susa flips back and the Boer reinforcements have nearly arrived. A well placed Atomic Bomb could seriously slow their advance. How…

  17. 13

    Stalingrad appears to have flipped as the pressure mounts on Sweden. They have a huge airforce but planes can’t take cities.

  18. 14

    Neither side has a decisive advantage. Sweden hasn’t reached the breaking point yet, but when they do, I expect progress to be muc…

  19. 15

    Drone Fighters! This is the final upgrade of the Fighter Line, sporting 100 combat strength and a range of 12 tiles. Bombers will…

  20. 16

    A rare shot of Pirate Senegal and Cabo Verde. Or as the Boers understand it: a stain on the map. The Boer Worker Carpet continues…

  21. 17

    Not a melee boat in sight around Florida. The Buccs and the Blackfoot are spilling into Inuit lands, so it appears North America w…

  22. 18

    Flips, flips, and more flips. Panduranga remains Australian but it probably won’t last. As the former Cham capital, it’s a huge pr…

  23. 19

    Good news, Korea fans! You have a grand total of One Advanced Destroyer! Sounds like nothing, but what if I told you that through…

  24. 20

    Nedong reunites with the Khanate. Truthfully, I was hoping Tibet would get liberated, but with how hated they were, I severely dou…

  25. 21

    The tides are turning in Iceland’s favor as Corinth falls. Ohrid is barely holding on and Constantinople is entirely undefended. B…

  26. 22

    I have a theory that there is an international corporation, based out of Port Royale, that specializes in carrier production. This…

  27. 23

    The Boers, lacking much of a human government at all, is immune to the demands of Big Carrier and sports only a few of the worthle…

  28. 24

    “Hell no, we won’t go!” Panduranga falls and progress stalls. Protests throughout the Australia erupt as news of the death toll pe…

  29. 25

    Even as their homeland burns and their colonies are eradicated, the Indian Ocean looks well populated and strong. Not too many car…

  30. 26

    The Khanate secures Stalingrad and begins landing forces on the Kola Peninsula. I would move those planes out of Jyväskylä if I…

  31. 27

    Ohrid becomes Icelandic, Jyvaskyla becomes Siberian, and Nedong becomes Swedish. Constantinople is within grasp and with a little…

  32. 28

    I’m not sure what Kamehameha is doing, but he’s doing something right. Kaneohe has over 30 Million Hawaiians sharing the real-worl…

  33. 29

    The Vietnamese Core looks dangerously barren. Citizens better get some shelter, or else they’re gonna fade away.

  34. 30

    The Boer Ryk watches quietly from the Black Sea as Sibir marches on. Moscow is heavily defended but I can’t imagine they’ll hold m…

  35. 31

    Constantinople is little more than a hollowed out shell now, but it has been returned to Icelandic rule. It’s a shame to see what…

  36. 32

    Cologne is nearly retaken. Norway and Denmark are at critical health, but no units look ready to make landfall.

  37. 33

    The Duchy of Beryozovo has stagnated, but otherwise is looking pretty solid for a tiny arctic city. I fully expect them to survive…

  38. 34

    Despite international condemnation and heavy sanctions by the United States of Australia, Korea has aggressively pursued their nuc…

  39. 35

    Kuchum Khan has officially collected all the Jyväskyläs on the map! It’ll almost certainly be flipped back, but every captures m…

  40. 36

    Lodz and Munich are well defended, but Cologne is firmly Icelandic (and we even got some extra tiles out of it!). Hamburg is ripe…

  41. 37

    InfoAddict time! I know, I know, a bit short. Here we have an interesting chart of Landmass since the revival. Sweden perfectly pa…

  42. 38

    Not too many surprises in this slide. The Yaks have reverted to hunter gatherers while Korea, Vietnam and Iceland break through th…

  43. 39

    With over 1 Million gold, the Boers could buy units out of every city every turn for god knows how long. As history has told us, t…

  44. 40

    Even the hunter gatherers of Yakutia, barely scraping by on arctic foxes and shrubs, have more gold than Finland. If we assume thi…