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In honour of Hawaii’s lost dreams, I include a picture of their Central American conquests: the ones that were wiped out thanks to a reset that took the cylinder back in time to turn 300. In the real universe the Maori won Uxmal instead, leaving Hawaii fans understandably annoyed. Hawaii were always destined to be a minor civ that wouldn’t do much whilst surviving a long time. But they didn’t disappoint, providing peacekeeping entertainment for millennia and even putting up decent fights in Baja California.

Once Chile came and conquered their paradise, they were left as a one-tile state waiting to be put out of their misery. But despite all they went through, never once were they ranked last in the Power Rankings: an achievement that is both hilarious and rather impressive.