Part 17: When the Sun Rises – mk2

October 11, 2015

_Aeternix_

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Abstract

A cryptic statement gives some Civs inspiration (or confusion), while the wiser ones make strong advances in Africa and Oceania.

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Hello everyone and welcome back to the r/civ Battle Royale Mk. II! I am your host, Aeternix (r/_Aeternix_) and today we will be doing something a little differently. There will be two styles of narration for this, the 17th part. One is from the perspective of Makru, a Babylonian historian/scientist who drafted the book “An Age of Fire: The History of the Unification Conflict”. The other will be under a heading called “The Facts” whereby I will give a more factual detailing of the events shown in the slide (a tl;dr portion, if you just want the events). The chapter which I will take from Makru’s book is the seventh chapter of the second volume: “When the Sun Rises”. I hope you will enjoy his . . . well, eccentric interpretation of the events he’s experienced from the submarine he calls home. And if you’re new to this corner of the internet, head on over to the subreddit (r/Civbattleroyale) and subscribe to become part of our Babylonian community! There are polandball comics, contests, a narration, games, and discussions all about how this world is being shaped (I even hear we’ll get a textbook soon!). So, without further ado, I present to you the 17th part of the worldwide phenomenon!
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An Excerpt from Makru’s Diary. 1290 B.C: The two hundredth and twenty-first cycle onboard this isolated vessel. With news of illustrious support for Em’s exploits from the other members of our expedition, it becomes imperative to me that the recording of history be documented with care. I will not deny that this fragile world, filled with so many barbarians, calls out to be protected. However, it is my duty as a scientist - as a Babylonian far from home - to be partial in my observations and rigorous in my dedication to the study. It is a sacred rule that a Babylonian cannot interfer in the affairs of a world s/he is studying. However, there is no rule on documenting my opinions on these bloodthirsty savages. I write this term, of course, with as much partiality as I can muster. The Facts: A look at this wonderful map created by r/LacsiraxAriscal! Quite possibly my favourite map created thus far! Click to zoom in and see the placement of each city.
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In the jungles outside of the Mayan capital, Palenque, the Fourth Hawaiian Koa Regiment waited. Their bone swords sharp and their bodies were tense at the prospect of another city acquired for their legion. With a full invasion fleet from Texas and the Buccaneers on their flanks, a soldier – let’s call him Alika, for it is my favourite Hawaiian name – approached his commanding officer. “Is not now the time?” he asked, his breath barely above a whisper. “Shouldn’t we take their floundering empire?” But their commander stood firm, watching the seas. He replied, “When the sun rises and the east sets, then we shall make our move.” When Alika conveyed this sentiment to the troops, he could not find any meaning in the statement. Neither can this historian, as a matter of fact! The Facts: The Hawaiian special units look confused beside Palenque. Maybe they wait for the Texans and Buccaneers to hurt the capital before the attack? Or maybe they are just throwing a party. Either way, they are clearly blocking any invasion forces from taking Palenque!
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However, while the Fourth Hawaiian Regiment debated the meaning of their commander’s words, the Buccaneers fought against the onslaught of Brazilian ships. The tropical island of Cartagena lay bare for the Brazilian triremes. Their hefty smiles glistening in the sun. “Forget the South!” a commander cried. “We march to the North!” Many men cheered, but failed to realize how pitiful their forces looked in comparison to the fully armed enemy galleons. Argentina sure weren’t about to warn them their either. Neither would I, if the choice came to me. Let them have their fun. The Facts: Cartagena is in the red and is surrounded by the Brazillian triremes! However, can Pedro manage to secure it into his empire? Argentina looks awfully eager!
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Across the world, cries shouted from Israel that – to no one’s surprise – Germany is not to be trusted (Hitler was said to be drying his tears with his kippah)! However, in North America, another voice echoed around the world: “Sitting Bull must perish!”. Although Sitting Bull has proved ineffective a war after their tussle with Canada, is it really a wise to provoke another war? This historian thinks not. The Facts: Germany is denounced by Israel and Crowfoot drags himself into another war with the Sioux. How smart is it really, to willingly fight a two-front war with a country that looks ready to shed blood? What is going through Crowfoot’s head?
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Across the seas, Leonidas the Younger faced a decision. His gamble on taking Rome succeeded, but as the first to destroy a civilization, his people are not the bane of the Mediterranean. Arretium (which I heard was founded just to spite the Romans) is providing an important naval base for the Carthage fleets. The advanced navy is tearing through Sparta’s weakened forces. From the city of Arretium, showers of arrows fly upon the Spartan-occupied Antium. One might feel sorry for him, as his entire empire is under such scrutiny, but I for one believe the warmonger deserves it. Reason alone is the solution to any conflict. Though I will admit I have quite a few people I would enjoy clubbing over the head and watching as they tumble over to the ground and I continually hit them over and over and over an—Pardon me. I lost my composure for a second. Its tiring work to see it all, you understand. The Facts: Antium is being under quite the attack. Sparta is trying to defend it against Carthage, but we will see if it works. Portugal, as per usual, is doing nothing.
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Despite the needless bloodshed (oh, how gross it all is!) Tibet and Kimberly are now friends! Their preverbal handshake is mute as the massacre of Philippines around them. From the east, Australia is attacking, from the west is The Champa, and from the north the Trung Sister’s massive invasion fleet has begun to tango off of Manila. Jose Rizal is holding his empire together, but how long will it last when all your options are dwindling? The Facts: Though Australia is the only one so far of the three powers to really do any damage to the Philippine’s Northern Empire, the massive amount of ships coming from Vietnam and The Champa do not bode well for the Philippines.
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Hungry to melt the icy heart of the Inuit, the Empire of the Sun has taken the city of Sikutsipmaik. The burning desire of Japanese conquest surges against the North Winds, as the forces clash along the borders of Sikutsipmaik and Sanirajak! The powerful Japanese Galleons seem to be cutting through the Inuit triremes like a knife through warm butter, but as ice melts under the sun, so too it strengthens with the support of a cool northern breeze. And this breeze will bring with it reinforcements that will make this conflict even hotter! Yes, you are allowed to bask in the glow of my elemental puns. No, no you can’t have my autograph. I am a scientist, not a rock star! The Facts: The Japanese have surrounded Sikutsipmaik after taking it and are hungry for more cities. However, the large Inuit force to the north seems daunting. Will the Japanese be able to compete?
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In his chamber, with the simmering ashes of the book “How to Fight Wars Good” in his fireplace, Lincoln sips on his bitter coffee and reminisces. I can imagine his cheeks are worn, his skin pale, and his eyes beady from the countless insults from his Senate. He needs a victory to rally the people, but what? And then, a messenger arrives. He is sweating and declares that the Sioux have joined in on the Inuit’s war against The Blackfoot. With his lips pursed, Lincoln stands up and realizes what must be done. “Declare war against Sitting Bull! The world will respect us once again!” The speech is rousing, but the messenger refrains from telling Lincoln that there is no way for his forces to reach the landlocked Blackfoot (he really doesn’t want to hurt his confidence). I personally would have told him right then and there. Imagine the look on his face! Priceless. The Facts: Lincoln declares war on Sitting Bull despite having no borders with him. I don’t think I need to explain how unexciting this purely political move is.
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With their armies resting beside the weakened Philippines, the Kimberly relax knowing that their friendship with Tibet will make the world realize how unlike Sparta they are. Within this relaxation their leader, Jandamarra, receives a message from the eastern border: “Australia’s country is open for attack! Let us strike now!” Jandamarra, unaffected, puts the message down and sips his tea. Maybe he will consider it, but people thinking he’s the next Sparta is definitely not his intention. I, for one, agree. The Facts: Look at those wide open plains! C’mon, Kimberley! You could easily take a city or two from Aust[REDACTED DUE TO EXECUTIVE ORDER FROM TPANGOLIN].
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The armies of his enemies at his capital’s gates, Osei Tutu begins to send out letters of peace to anyone who would listen. What he receives back is his crumpled letter with a picture of golden stood on the back. And no, I am not talking about the furniture. However, one letter slips into Ahmad Al-Mansur’s hands. Sadly though, the name Ashanti is crossed out in charcaol and replaced with “Ayyubids”. Ahmad, feeling pity, decides to declare peace with Saladin. The letter was written quite well, so it’s too bad an Ayyubid spy got to it first. The Facts: Good news and bad news. Bad news? The Ashanti Empire is collapsing and it will only be a matter of time before the capital is taken by the invading forces. Good news? The Ayybids have declared peace with Morocco after taking one of their cities. Take with it what you will.
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Armed with their upgraded soldiers, the Zulu’s Impi legion marches against The Kongo. Although their country is small, their invasion force looks ready to fight and take the spoils from Nzinga Mbande’s empire, who is too busy beating senselessly on Osei Tutu to care. See? This is what senseless violence gets you! The Facts: With their unique unit, the Zulu’s have started their march on Nkuna. There are no Kongo land units anywhere close to the city, so it looks like a great opportunity for Shaka here!
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Upon hearing of the Sioux’s declaration of war, Ekeuhnick of the Inuit realizes the opportunity that has presented itself to him. He drafts a documented made of ice and sends it to the Sioux. The message takes its long and arduous into Sitting Bull’s hands whereby most of it has been melted. By a single word: “peace?” remains engraved in the ice and with it melting in his hands Sitting Bull declares, “I accept!” A cheer of thousands rings around the camp as a new surge of excitement builds in the Sioux troops. Meanwhile, Blackfoot sends an angry letter made of buffalo fur to Lester B. Pearson of Canada, with the first line reading: “I know your scouts like spreading their maple syrup across the world, but does it have to interrupt the trading from my new city?” The Facts: The Inuit declare peace with the Sioux so they can both focus on the Blackfoot. Maybe he finds Crowfoots aggressive plays disturbing?
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The First Brazilian Fleet surrounds Cartagenia with vigor and the commander smiles with glee. A fellow sailor, however, cuts his celebration short by telling him of the Buccaneer just north of the city. The commander – let us call him Lucas, another good name – dismisses the report. “If they think they can stop us, let them!” An idea enters his head and whisks around to his map. “In fact, I have an even better idea!” He stabs a city, Parana with his knife. “We will take another city from them as well! Send a message to Pedro about our success!” The sailor does so and stifles his concerns. Outside, the Argentina navy begins to pop Champaign and place bets on who will win. The Facts: Cartagenia is close to being taken and Brazil has begun to set their eyes on other Buccaneer cities.
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Knowing he is fighting against overwhelming odds. Jose Rizal of the Philippines stands atop his capital ship and speaks against the injustices of Australia. His speech touches many and his men begin to weep about their families and loved ones. In a bold move, his army strikes back against the Australian fleet, pushing them back. His men cheer and Jose turns towards his northern, southern, and western borders. “The worst, I fear, has yet to come. But, we will fight together as one!” He is an inspiring figure (one might say if they were not as impartial as I am). The Facts: Australia’s carvels have been repelled for now, but they are looking awfully close to Butuan. It is only a matter of time before we see if the Philippines can withstand these naval assaults.
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Osei Tutu’s son, Osei Tutu II, hears from an officer that the battle has been lost: Konongo has fallen. With tears in his eyes and his fist clenched, the fourteen year old boy takes command of the remaining armies around Denkyira and cements their courage. “If my father were here, he would know that this empire will not fall. Not without shedding the blood of every soldier who dares take it from us!” His mother behind him, the crowds cheer his name. And from the back, a messenger delivers a piece of folded paper. The boy looks at the letter and sees that another of his father’s peace offering got through: Nzinga of the Kongo has declared peace. “Thank you, my father,” he whispers into the letter. The Facts: The Mali have taken the Ashanti’s capital, Konongo, and now march to their last remaining city. However, they may still have a chance, as Kongo has backed out of the war prematurely, despite a sizable army. I think he’s only now just hearing the Zulu knocking on their door.
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While one son cheers, another curses his luck. Leonidas the Younger hears from his secret lava base that Antium has been taken by Carthage. In his fury, he demands that all ships are sent to defend the city. A foolish gesture, I think, but I will still applaud him for his endurance. A warmonger never knows, I suppose when to quit. The Facts: Carthage takes Antium from Sparta! And are those Portuguese vessels I spy in the north? Not that they will do anything, mind you. Still, it’s nice to see at least they are being moved every turn.
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In the middle of Asia, two powers wrestle over control of this mountainous region. Watching Sibir and Timurids fight feels like watching two cats scratch over a red dot on the floor. Sure, there are metals around those mountains, but who would want to live in such a miserable region? I mean, the amount of conflict over these cities surrounded by deserts and now Afghanistan is building up their troops to attack? I, for one, cannot see the value in such wasteful lands. Now would not be a good time to tell me I live in a submarine. I know I do. I don’t want to. No, you are not allowed to laugh at my situation. The Facts: The Timurids look in a pinch when it comes to their neighbors. There are at least five countries who have declared war on them (three of which have borders to them) and their forces consist of mostly ranged units. It will be interesting to see if they can pull off a victory.
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Disaster! In a flash Sibir has sliced into the Timurids front lines and wounded the cities of Multan and Shahrisabz. Timur rushes to the front lines, realizing his massive lands full of such wonderful vegetation and life are being risked. Who would not try and protect such a bountiful, lush landscape that begs only the best minds to create poems and songs about the great majesty of their splendor? Outrageous! I defy the accusations you assert on me. I say all these things without a single ounce of bias. Scientist have to be impartial, you understand. The Facts: Two Timurid cities are at risk of being taken. The lack of reinforcements means that this could be an easy victory for Sibir, especially with Afghanistan to the south ready to feast on Timur’s misfortune. But with those long bowmen, it looks like we could be in for a very interesting fight.
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Commander Lucas of the First Brazilian Fleet cheers as the city of Cartagena falls under his might. His fellow sailors cheer him on and demand a glorious speech to rouse their spirits. “My fellow men,” he begins as he stroke his long black mane, “the time has come for Pedro’s dream to be realized. No more will our empire be the joke of the world. No one will say that “South America is boring” or that “TPangolion didn’t need to show more slides”. No, my friends, as a great general once said, “When the sun rises and the east sets, then we shall make our move”! And I cans say that the east has definitely set!” (The author would now like to make it clear that he might be paraphrasing this speech, ever so slightly). The crowd roared, but a few sailors saw the Buccaneer’s angry fleet fast approach and wondered if Commander Lucas actually knew what he was talking about. Meanwhile, on the Argentina cruise, someone lost a bet. The Facts: Brazil takes Cartagena while Mongolia declares peace with the Huns. Pedro’s attempt at taking Parana seems to have failed miserably, so it will be interesting to see if they can withstand the Buc’s superior technology and numbers!
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On the southern plains outside of Nkuna, Shaka’s Impi engage with Nzinga’s forces. Rushing back from their war with the Ashanti, Nzinga claims that he will rain down a thousand years of suffering upon the Zulu for their betrayal. However, this historian believes Nzinga may have to back up claims. Though his fleet is much greater than Shaka’s, his forces need a couple of more cycles to Nkuna. It may be too late to save the city. But their reinforcements do look daunting, so time will tell if my anticipations are correct. As well, one might note the possibly intentional help the Boers are providing with open borders to the Zulu. Might this be an act to cause unrest in the region so they might snatch up the two powers after their con— Oh! I just received a message from Em! She’s such a wonderful girl, though a bit strong-headed. She gets it honestly from her mother— I’m guessing you are interested in her message? Well, it seems Stalin is plotting against Mao of the Chinese. Honestly, these barbarians seem to see conflict as their only source of communication. I will have to speak to the council about her discovery. The Facts: The Zulu’s forces have engaged with the Kongo outside Nkuna. It will be interesting to see who will come out the winner from this conflict. As well, Em discovers that Stalin is plotting against the Chinese, which is slightly surprising considering how away they are from that theatre.
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After much deliberation (and Em’s mentor, Mot, having a few harsh words) we have decided to send Em to the Hawaiian capital of Honolulu. Maybe she can discover the Hawaiian plot on Mayan soil and the secret behind the Commander of the Fourth Koa Regiment’s mysterious saying. The Facts: Em is off to Honolulu! What awaits her is a mystery, but one cannot help but wonder what adventures and plots she’ll discover there!
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After the disruption of a certain agent, let us turn our attention once again to the historical narrative at play. We return to the thundering sounds of hatred as the Champa has declared that Australia is a nefarious country – despite both of them fighting the same enemy. However, throughout Australia’s land, many see this as trivial. None find it more hilarious than the ocean colonies of the Atlantic, especially Bundaburg, which I hear is quite the resort destination for the Prime Minister himself, Henry Parkes. Not that I would ever find such lands enjoyable. I prefer the solitude of this vessel. How fictitious I am! Of course I would want to visit Bundaberg! The Facts: The Champa denounce Australia, but what that means for the Philippines remains to be seen.
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The sounds of cannons throws Commander Lucas in a panic as the Buccaneer navy (led by the audacious Captain Blood) throws their might against the First Brazilian Fleet and recaptures Cartagena after its sacking. A young sailor is heard crying out, “See, I told you so!” in the battle before getting blasted away by cannon fire. Under heavy assault, Commander Lucas orders a hasty retreat. As his ships get thrashed, he looks at the Argentina navy and begs for their assistance. He receives none as they continue to pass around the wins and losses from the betting round. Lucas is left wondering exactly what the purpose the east setting is before his ship is blown into oblivion. The Facts: The Buccaneers retake Cartagena and destroy most of Pedro’s invasion fleet. To the south a few crossbowman march to take Parana, but with only three possible units, the invasion will surely fail. Meanwhile, because Blackfoot doesn’t have enough enemies, he denounces Afghanistan.
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I have been looking into Hawaii, the island paradise where Em will be visiting, and I grow only more concerned for her daily. I wonder if she will be safe on such secluded soil, especially with the advent of guns being introduced to the islanders. I can only hope that when she arrives, she remembers how dangerous even the friendliest people can be . . . The Facts: Hawai’s first musket-man has been built! Also of note is that Carthage has declared peace with the Boers, who are too busy orchestrating chaos in Southern Africa for war.
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Delivered by horse to the shipyards of Holan, the Trung Sister Trac reads the message as her ships prepare to wage war against the Philippines. A smile crosses her face as she raising the letter and declares, “No more shall we be preoccupied with the likes of Burma! We set our sights on bigger fish!” Her fleet cries for blood and as they prepare she whispers to the messenger to not tell her sister, Nhi. “My sister invested much in the conflict. I wish to bring her good news before she receives the bad.” Such trickery is becoming of the Trung Sisters though this historian shall refrain from further opinions towards their actions. But clearly it is obvious that they are devious in their methods of war. The Facts: Burma and Vietnam have declared peace, which now three wars for the Vietnamese to deal with.
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Across the world, Osei Tutu II rallies the defenses of Denkyira in the name of his father. The Mali fleet draws first blood as a host of triremes bombard the city with arrows. In the chaos, Osei II finds his mother dead on the battlements with an arrow through her heart. She speaks to him in her dying words, praying that she did right by him and his father. After a sob, she breathes her last in the boy’s arms. Enraged, he vows vengeance upon the Mali and orders his men to take to the offensive. Upon viewing this from my monitor, I will not be ashamed to say I wept in pain for the boy’s loss. How I wish things were different for him. Meanwhile, Nzinga of the Kongo seems unaffected by the Zulu’s southern invasion and decides to gamble on the city of Mampong. The limited amount of defense Morocco has will surely mean the city’s capture, but will the detour cost them Nkuna? The Facts: The Ashanti needs to hold out against this last invasion from the Mali if they want to survive, but their odds look daunting. As well, the Kongo look to be succeeding in taking the city of Mampong from Morocco.
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Side by side, Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden and Haakon Haakonsson of Norway sip their beers and sunbathe in their parkas. Gustavus turns to Haakon and asks, “Wait, shouldn’t you be worried about Germany? You are at war with them, are you not?” Haakon laughs. “Germany? Bah! Hitler is busy enough with Israel. I will get to it eventually. In fact, I even declared war on Sparta too! But what about you? Aren’t you at war with Poland?” Adolphus can barely contain himself. “Poland? Bah! They are like insect under my foot. I am I the process of taking Gdansk right now from their puny hands!” They laugh and clink their beers. If I didn’t know any better, I would assume there is a tension between them. Perhaps one is planning the other’s downfall? But, of course, I am a scientist. I deal in facts, not hypotheticals. But, if this historian is allowed to assume, I think Norway will strike first. The Facts: Norway declares war on Sparta as Sweden attacks Poland’s northern city of Gdansk. These two Scandinavian countries look like two bros hanging out up there. It’s amazing they’ve continued to stay at peace. I can only wonder how long they’ll keep it up. Also of note, in a thrilling conclusion to quite possible the greatest conflict this series has seen, The Huns have declared peace with Kimberly. What excitement.
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It is with great pride that I insert the German Goethe’s report on the most well fed countries in the world thus far. It is fascinating to see that none of the great powers associated with success are seen in the top ten. In fact, it is the Maori to take the first spot. The Facts: Surprisingly, none of the major countries are seen in the top of the list. But congratulations to the Maori for being the fattest of them all!
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At the bottom we see that even us Babylonians are better fed than the Philippines. We live on process packets and synthetically grown organics and somehow manage to feed our people. What is Jose Rizal doing so wrong that his people are starving? The Facts: Poor Philippines are last in this list, which makes me sad considering how they are getting ganged up on by three powers in Oceania.
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Feeling the pressure from Shaka’s mischievous eye, Nzinga of the Kongo makes a deal with Ahmad of the Morocco to end their conflict. This historian sees this as a wondrous agreement, for the people of Mampong are now safe from the onslaught of Kongo troops. It is truly wondrous when two civilizations can see into reason and not use such barbaric tactics of war. However, on their borders Osei II continues to fight, slaying many a Mali troop who dares fight against his country. His sword shines against the sky as he continues to fight against the hordes that dare defile his mother’s grave and his father’s name. “To arms!” he shouts against the sounds of death and despair. “We will not be defeated!” The Facts: Kongo and Morocco signed a peace deal, which I would say is a stupid move on Kongo’s part. A city completely undefended? Why wouldn’t he take it? He already committed his troops there, might as well take it! Also of note is that Persia and the Huns are now at peace. Maybe no one cared about that war, but if someone did . . . there, I mentioned it. I hope you’re happy . . . whoever you are.
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Whispers and secret meetings are discussed throughout Finland of a palace that is owned by Urho Kekkonen’s secret police. There is talk of deception and rumours of war against the other eastern powers. This historian cannot claim any of it is true, for that would be betraying my honour, but I can say that I wouldn’t trust Em to go there. Not if you had a gun to my head. The Facts: Finland builds the next wonder: The Forbidden Palace! A quick historical fact: the Forbidden Palace (also known as the Forbidden City) took fourteen years to build and housed the Ming dynasty from 1420 to 1644. Now you can tell your teacher that the Battle Royale taught you something about history! Also of interest is the massive pile of citadels on the Russia/Poland border. I mean, seriously, look at all that. It’s sick (and not in the “cool” “groovy” way).
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After hearing the news from his volcano fortress, Leonidas the Younger pledges Carthage’s fall and assumes a massive operation against their forces. He retakes Antium set his eye on the city of Olympia. “This time,” he vows, “the city will be mine forever!” This warmonger seems to know no bounds by his distressing need for bloodshed. If I were there, I would give him a wack over the . . . Well . . . I mean, you know . . . maybe a strong talk. Yes. That is what I would do. The Facts: Sparta retakes Antium and is now focused on taking Olympia. With the amount of troops they have surrounding the city, it looks quite possible they will succeed.
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It becomes imperative, when dealing with the events of history, to watch the military advancements both technologically and socially. The Kimberly Tracker, first displayed here, is a very vital part of their society, despite being so violent in nature. They are said to appear before any conflict and slip away when it starts. This historian can only wonder if this a sign of impeding bloodshed or merely a simple hunting expedition near the Australian border. Elsewhere, England shows how little spine they have by declaring peace on a warmonger like England—Dear reader . . . I apologize for being so cruel . . . even if it is the truth. The Facts: The first sighting of a Kimberly Tracker, Jandamarra’s special unit. Will this allow them to have an advantage over Australia if a war broke out? As well, England end the grueling, bloody conflict against Sparta with which the only casualty was a person who had a heart attack from too much sugar in their tea.
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While her sister, Trak, deals with the Phillippines, Trung Nhi decides to gather my forces and prepare for another invasion of China. She knows that her forces have wounded Mao’s army and it would be only a matter of time before she could capture his capital for herself. She positions her forces around the newly occupied Busan and begins her advance with a grin on her face. Trak will be so ashamed that she missed this! she thinks as her horse leads the charge. The Facts: Vietnam seems poised to continue their fight with China anew. Whether or not this will invasion will succeed (or if the Trung Sisters will chicken out) remains to be seen.
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Awaking to the sound of cannons, Jose Rizal races to the deck of his capital ship to see the full Australian navy diverted to Butuan. He curses his luck at not foreseeing such an event (which I would have clearly told him if I was there) and scrambles his forces to defend his burning island cities. However, more messengers from other vessels claim Chế Bồng Nga of the Champa have made their offensive against Olongapo. Cussing under his breath, like an enraged ape he climbs the mooring of his vessel and point towards the distant Australians. “They caused this! And now they will suffer for their attempts to defy me!” And then, he gets inspiration. “When the sun rises and the east sets, then we shall make our move!” It is a brave (if idiotic) speech, but it is one that encourages not a single sailor. The Facts: The brunt of the war has begun against the Philippines! Whether or not they succeed in defending is anyone’s guess as the Champa are mostly uncontested around the city of Olongapo. The southern cities, as well, seem woefully undefended and that is not even considering what the Trung Sisters could do. In short, Jose is in serious trouble.
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With blood from his enemies dripping off his armour and sweat staining his silk shirt, Osei II stares at the reinforcements barrelling his way. His general, a stout, sturdy man from his childhood, comes to him and rest a hand on his shoulder. “Beg them for peace,” he says. “We can’t last against the Mali forces.” But Osei II removes the general’s hand. “If you wish to be a coward, then flee. But I will not tarnish then name Tutu with such baseless actions. Fly then, if you are so weak willed.” The general pauses, seeing the man he once called a boy and nods. “I will remain by your side . . . till the end, my liege.” A smile appears on Osei II’s face. The Facts: Things are looking desperate for the Ashanti. This, however, is making one exciting movie though! This event could totally be turned into an Oscar-winning movie.
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“Don’t tell Sweden.” Haakon of Norway stares down his lieutenant. “If Gustavus finds out, I’ll never share a beer with him again. You understand me?” His lieutenant nods and rushes out the door, his footsteps fading down the castle hall. Alone in his room, he looks down at the declaration of peace from Germany and signs it. “Gustavus,” he says through tears, “forgive me.” I was never in that room, so this is only my speculation of what went through his head in that very moment. For the record, it’s my opinion he wept all night. The Facts: Norway and Germany are at war after an uneventful conflict. Hitler gets to curse and growl again and Norway continues to be passive despite having a decent naval presence.
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Christopher Marlowe, a minister of Britain’s Elizabeth, barges into the room without an invitation. His eyes are red and his teeth pressed tight together. “What’s the matter, my man?” Elizabeth declares, her cigar between her lips filling the room with smoke. Marlowe can barely breathe and Elizabeth moves herself closer to the frightened minister. “C’mon, spit it out! What is it? Have the Spartans sent another nasty letter?” Marlowe shakes his head and he utters, “The Irish . . . they . . . they . . .” He never finishes his statement as Churchill to his window and spies the commotion. A huge citadel, right outside London, has begun construction. The move is bold, but ultimately one that shows how serpentine Ireland can be. The Facts: In probably one of the most ridiculous (and probably cruel) moments in Battle Royale Mk. II history, Ireland has created not one, not two, but three citadel’s right outside London, essentially all but splitting Churchill’s empire in two. England will need a lot of luck if they are to find a way to counteract this play.
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Alongside his army, General Subutai watches with baited breath. Shaka promised that Nkuna would have been undefended (a promise that I could have warned him would prove false) and now Kongo’s military might rushed towards them. His moderately fashioned army met cold, hard steel of the recently battle hardened troop and he winced at the losses. Perhaps I should turn back . . . Maybe Shaka will reconsider this pointless war against an enemy we our hopelessly outnumbered against. But he remembered what Shaka had told him last time he made such a suggestion. I will not let him use her again . . . Not after what he threatened to do. With a heavy heart (and this historian’s best wishes with him) he set his sights on Nkuna. The Facts: The Kongo have done quick work in bringing reinforcements against the Zulu forces. It seems like it will only take one more turn before the brunt of the two armies clash. If I had to bet, I think Kongo has the upper hand here.
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In the expansive wastes (fine, fine, the minerals make it somewhat desirable) of mid-west Asia, Sibir continues to hammer against the Timurids’ door. While the world searches for new horizons in what is starting to be an age of reason (much to my excitement) this conflict is a spark of barbarianism. The populace Shahrisabz and Multan beg for the conflict to end, but Timur, their leader, only looks onward from the safety of his capital. He knows full well that the end of the war lies squarely in Kuchum Kahn’s hands. Unfortunately, with military advances like this, the mind forsakes peaceful reason and degrades into mindless slaughter. I have seen this all too well, for even Babylonians are not immune to such addiction. The Facts: Sibir seems to have the upper hand in this conflict already and the Timurids are quickly realizing how powerful this invading force is. And is that an Afghanistan Knight I spy in the lower right corner? Ah yes, it seems the Timurids will have much more to worry about very soon.
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From the front lines, Pedro receives a dire message. Commander Lucas has been slain and his fleet has begun to retreat. The wizen old man, his brow furrowed and finger taut, looks out from the windows of his manor. His wife, Teresa Cristina, comes to his side and soothes his brow, but his mind is unable to function. “The invasion failed, my love.” “I know,” she replies. “How can I go on? Now that Lucas is dead . . . that Morgan is knocking on my tomb?” She hushes him with a lullaby and he falls asleep against her chest. After Teresa knows he has let his worries overtake him, she orders a guard to come to her side. “Rally the troops together,” she commands, stern. “Morgan may have made fools of us once, but I assure you, he will not do so again.” The guard salute’s her and continues on his way. There is no mistake on who truly runs the country of Brazil for those lucky enough to peek into their private lives. Of course, this is all mere conjecture, like all of history. The Facts: The Buccaneers look ready for blood after Brazil’s sacking of Cartagena. The question is of how far they will go in their vengeance and if Brazil will prove a worthy opponent. Also of note is the peace between Israel and the Timurids. Though the conflict didn’t directly affect them noticeably, maybe it will boast their spirits against Sibir.
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News of Teresa’s speech reaches the Incan border and a long swordsmen – Ferdinand – becomes inspired by the “Saint of Brazil” herself. The war with the Inca was long and uneventful, but Ferdinand felt a surge of passion in his breast. His eyes fell from reason and he immediately, upon spying the Incans in the forest beyond, saw the great Brazilian Empire stretch on across all of South America. “I will give it all to her, my queen,” he utters under his breath. A fellow from his regiment overhears him and questions him on what he meant. Ferdinand shrugs it off, but keeps his dreams close to his heart. How else can I understand this uneventful conflict but through the eyes of one soldier lost in love? How sentimental of me. The Facts: Another shot of South America where not much is happening. I would like to say that these Brazilian troops are plotting to invade the Incan city of Machu, but that seems like hoping for too much.
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A glass bottle smashes against Henry Parkes office window. A minister pulls him back, but he refuses to turn away from his people rioting before him. Many are tired of their conflict in the Philippines and demand an end to the bloodshed. But Henry, deep down, knows that expansion is the only way for his empire to grow. “Distract them,” he says without averting his gaze. “Give them something to unite them under illusion. Give them a stage with which he whole world will watch us. Give them . . . the Globe Theatre.” And with those word, for once conflict gives way to reason and a theatre was created. The Facts: Another wonder has been created! This time the Globe Theatre in the most tourist-based civ on the map. This only helps Australia cement itself as one of the strongest powers in the world.
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Jose Rizal cries out as news of Butuan’s defeat reaches his fleet. Under command of a new, mysterious admiral, the Australian armada sails towards the unguarded Philippine islands. Restless, Jose attempts to rally what little forces he has against the brunt of Australia’s invading force. However, he quickly realizes how outnumbered he truly is when the signal of Champa’s attack on Olongapo reaches him. He sinks his head into his hands and ponders his next ploy as his empire collapses around him. The Facts: Butuan falls to Australia and it looks like Olongapo is next. How quickly it seems that the Phillippines is collapsing in on itself from the massive Australian navy. This is realizing that still the Trung Sisters have yet to even attack a Philippine city yet!
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Trung Nhi, with a wiry smile, sets loose a document that she believes will seal her victory in China: a peace with Tibet that will allow her to focus on one prize. With pride in her eyes, she watches as her troops engage with Mao’s. Oh how Trak will see me now! How enviable I am, despite the world’s opinion of us. Truly, I am the greater of us both. Her reason dictates that her troops are too weak, that her army will suffer great losses against Mao’s, but her passion and barbarism tells her that she will be the victor. I am the better of my parents, she tells herself. It is my destiny to succeed! But, like a scientist would tell her, destiny is but written in ash. The Facts: Vietnam declares peace with Tibet and now has entered Chinese territory! Whether or not she succeeds will depend on how well China can handle yet another attack, but judging how well they’ve stayed alive, it seems likely. As well, Stalin joins the list of those who hate The Blackfoot. The list seems to grow every day.
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Despite peace starting to spring up around the world, Leonidas the Younger sees only conflict in his future. On his Southern Front, he beats against Carthage’s forces, on his Eastern Front, his ‘acquired’ city of Varna is bombarded by David’s forces. Despite his religious affiliation, he detests Israel’s leader and writes an expansive and choleric letter to him. I never saw the letter, but I assume it was filled with much cussing and very little educated arguments. What a fucking barbarian. The Facts: Varna is looking worse for wear currently, despite Leonidas’ attempts at keeping it from Israel’s hands. To the north, Poland and Armenia set their differences aside – which basically amounts to less insults thrown across the table in world meetings.
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Travelling north, it seems as though this need for conflict extends to the two “Scandinavian Brothers in Arms”. While Haarkon continues to keep his secret peace with Hitler, Gustavus fights from pride and honour. “Oh, Haarkon will have to buy me drinks after I take Gdansk!” he declares as he slices through Polish soldiers. “Maybe he’ll have Berlin in his hands by the time he gets back! I would give anything to see that!” It is important to see how ignorant some countries are to the affairs around them. For if Gustavus knew what Norway’s leader had done just a cycle prior, he might be singing to a different tune. Or he would be still happily slicing the Polish. You can never tell with Scandinavians. The Facts: Gdansk still holds strong against Swedish forces, but with forces dwindling and no reinforcements in sight, I doubt that the Polish will be able to hold their most isolated city. In fact, I have no doubt the people of Gdansk want to be taken by Sweden! At least then they’d feel part of a country.
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Grinning from ear to ear, Meiji of Japan looks at his map of the northern invasion. Already he has scored against the massive Inuit Empire and looks towards their smaller holdings for further expansion. He begins to chuckle as he points towards the city of Sanirajak. “It is my promise, gentleman, that I will take that city before the Sun returns to its heat once again.” His ministers cordially clap in enthusiasm, despite not having an understanding of the ice warriors’ resilience. This conflict is one between two passionate forces that exist on the tip of knives. The Facts: The Japanese are really hammering the Inuit currently with their Galleons! However, there seems to be no way to actually take the city of Sanirajak, so their invasion seems quite moot currently. The Inuit have yet to mobilize their main force either, which will add a whole new dimension to the fight when that happens.
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Despite the every growing acts of barbarism, in the country of Afghanistan many a man, woman, and child turn their heads slightly to the right and wonder why their newest tower is slanting over. The architect assures that it will be a huge tourist destination that will rival even Australia’s Globe Theatre, but when Mirwais Hotak arrived to cut the proverbial red ribbon, he left away feeling unsatisfied. The architect was shortly ‘fired’ for his incompetent design. The Facts: The third wonder of the part is attributed to Afghanistan and it is another tourist based one! Looks like Australia may have some competition in the future! I hear that the new wonder is part of an ongoing project called “Afghani-land” which will feature theme park rides and associated merchandise. You can never forget the merchandise when creating a tourist hot spot.
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Stepping into Hannibal of Carthage’s office is a woman. Her shoulders are broad, her hair long and raven black. Her left eye darts across the room while her right is covered by a thick black eyepatch. Even Hannibal is intimidated by her presence. “And you are?” he asks, almost too quickly. “Celerina.” Hannibal pauses. “Celerina of?” “It is none of your concern,” she retorts, deadpan. “What is of your concern is Leonidas.” Hannibal sighs. “You see how he advances on my empire. I wonder if we will ever be able to defeat him—” Celerina begins to chuckle, then chortle, then laugh, then howl from her giggling. Hannibal, of course, is concerned (as would I be) and demands an answer. Celerina ceases her laughter immediately and meets his eye. “You know why they call him Leonidas the Younger, right?” Hannibal shakes his head. “He is a scared little boy who wants to be like his father. He has yet to grow the balls to maintain an empire, even after his cities have been conquered and retaken time and time again. He was once a pacifist, but now claims to be a warmonger. This is no villain, this is not even an insect worth squashing. This is a boy wanting to be a man. And I will show your troops how a real woman deals with such insolence.” Her cap billowing behind her was the last thing Hannibal saw before the door slammed shut behind her. Damn, what an intimidating woman. And I thought Mot was scary. The Facts: Sparta looks poised to take Olympia and Antium from Carthage. Leonidas sure is looking promising in this war, especially since Carthage is really the only civ—Oh wait! Is that Portugal? The Lazy Portugal? It looks like they are making good in their promise to take Rome. But will they succeed?
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The wind howls like Celerina’s laughter beside the lone soldier. The regiment all but defeated, Osei Tutu II of the Ashanti leans against a dying tree, gasping for breath. His generals are all but dead, his army scattered and afraid, but he fights on. “My mother did not die for this,” he continues to chant to himself. “My father did not build an empire for it to be discarded like this.” He stares off into the distance, his vision clouding and the sun beating on him. And in that moment, what a historian might call ‘divine inspiration hits’ and Osei II smiles as he stares into the crystal blue sky. “When the sun rises and the east sets, then we shall make our move.” His smile grows as tears fall from his eyes. “I finally understand now, mother. I finally realize why the sun must rise.” Weak from exhaustion, but driving himself forward, Osei II picks up his sword and rallies his remaining forces together. “They will not take our lands,” he tell them as he passes. “The east will not set while I still breathe!” The Facts: Morocco has joined in the fight it seems, but the Ashanti remain firm against the attacks. Some may call this gesture foolish, but I see true spirit left in their last city. It’s quite the impressive sight to see three pikeman and a bowman defend so well, especially from an AI.
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Finally getting the courage to ask his commander again, Alika of the Koa Regiment (you remember him, don’t you?) touches his commander on his shoulder. The commander turns from the sea and stares him down. “Yes?” he asks, distant. “Umm . . . well, you see sir . . . umm . . . Well, I’ll be frank. Why don’t we attack the Mayans now? I mean, it seems half our island are here with them currently and . . . well . . .” His commander’s eyes stop him. “Didn’t you hear me before?” the commander asks bluntly. “Well, I did sir . . . but . . . well, how do I put this? You sound like a maniac.” A moment passes between them and Alika is almost certain he will be executed for this. But the commander begins to laugh uncontrollably and places a hand on Alika’s shoulder. “Let me explain this to you very simply: do you want people to think we’re Sparta?” Alika, since he was an intelligent man and not like so many barbarians, answered, “Of course not!” “Then why are you asking to launch an unprovoked attack?” Alika considers this and then walks back to camp, satisfied. A few hours later, his thirst for blood destroys his reason and he instantly cries out, “Wait! That’s a stupid reason!” The Facts: I really have no words for this. If anyone didn’t know any better, they’d think Hawaii was invading the Mayans. It just feels more and more ironic that though two high placed empires are at war with the Mayans, Hawaii is doing a better job of invading than both of them AND THEY ARE NOT EVEN AT WAR! Truly these are some world class tactics on display.
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Tired of wars that do not provide any benefit, Lester B. Pearson of Canada decides to enter the trading business. His reason (by my high and illustrious standards) is sound and he hires Antoine Villeneuve to be their first ‘Voyageur’. With Antoine is a boatload of Canadian exports: maple syrup, beavers, fur hats, and an abundance of good hockey players. Unfortunately for Lester and Antoine, their closest trading partner, Iceland, has no interest in any of these luxuries. They wonder if Lester is trying to scam them and watches Antoine with weary eyes as he approaches Husavik. The Facts: Canada’s unique unit is out to play now! How this will help them remains to be seen, but the money they receive will surely boast Lester’s confidence in war. Maybe next time they won’t be so ineffective against their enemies?
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Leonidas the Younger is furious. David has made significant grounds on his city and he has yet to stop them fully. In the height of his rage, another message is sent from the southern front. He hastily enters his tent to read the message and prays it is good news. What he reads surprises him. And after reading he turns to the messenger and grabs him by the throat. “Tell me and be honest or I will end your life, who is this woman Carthage has hired named Celerina? And why is she being victorious against my army?!” The messenger has no time to finish before Leonidas’ barbarianism takes hold and he ends the messenger’s life. The Facts: Israel is doing well, but their forces are dwindling rapidly. They need to take the city as quick as possible if they want to succeed, but with Sparta’s reinforcements, it might be a little dicey. Also of interest is the last Roman Legion. They still remain as vigilant as always, plotting for a moment to snatch a city from under Leonidas’ nose. Maybe Israel will allow them the opportunity to do so.
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Alvaro de Bazam, decorated admiral of the Second Australian Fleet, dissects his apple while one of his scouts reports on Jose’s moments. “The Philippine navy has lost Olongapo to the Champa!” he says with enthusiasm. “Their defenses are down and their fleets are disorganized. What are our orders?” Picking a slice off with his knife, Alvaro inspects it curiously. Then he slips the piece into his mouth and chews on it thoughtfully. “We strike while the iron is hot, my lad. First Baguio, then Manila!” The Facts: Look at that army! The full might of Australia’s navy is in full view here and it is clear that the Philippines are in serious trouble if they have to face those ships. As well, the Champa have taken the city of Olongapo and it looks like Baguio is next. It is the beginning of the end for Jose Rizal it seems! Also important is that the Sioux and Mexico are now at war!
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Shouts of success ride across the waves off the coast of Kwadukuza as the Zulu fleet sinks Kongo’s defensive armada. Shaka beat his chest and screams his war cry as his Impi burst into battle near Nkuna. Despite a decent army to the north, Nzinga Mbande is caught completely off guard as the bloodthirsty Zulu charge with newfound determination. From the looks of their ferocity, it looks like the Zulu may be entering into a military rebirth. If I was in Africa, I would be sacred of them. The Facts: The fighting is turning in the Zulu’s favour. It will be interesting to see if this advantage lasts. The sleeping giant of Yakutia also manages to sneak a denouncement out towards Germany, who quite honestly is the Blackfoot of Europe.
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Leonidas saw her on the shores of Antium. He had marched day and night to reach his Southern Front and imagined every way he would slay the woman who challenged his empire. Now they stared at each other, face to face, as the battle raged. She grinned. “Ah, the little boy who misses his father appears.” “Ah, the vile temptress at last graces my presence,” he retorts. “Tired of hiding in the shadows and shooting poison from afar?” “Only if you are tired of pretending to be a man.” With a roar, Leonidas lashes out with his sword. He meets her spear and the two dance in the battle. Sparks rain as their bloody passion sings out with each swing. Sweat, fear, and excitement mix in the air to form an intoxicating concoction that I dare not drink from. At last, Leonidas the Younger sees his chance and tries to pierce her flesh. But Celerina is clever and she brings down her spear on his arm, slicing it open and forcing him to drop his sword. With a cry he falls to the ground, his body aching and bleeding. She stands above him, spear tip to his throat and whispers sensually, “Now. Kneel you dog and surrender.” Through clenched teeth and burning eyes, Leonidas screams, “Men, fall back!” Celerina smiles and brings herself down to his weakened form. “I won’t kill you now, little boy, for I want you to remember that it was a woman who bested you. No one else.” Celerina spits on him and leaves the battlefield victorious. The Facts: Sparta has declared peace with both Carthage and China. Sparta looks to have lost the most out of this war as their southern armies are completely weakened from Carthage’s onslaught. Also very important is that Portugal continues to strike against Rome with their superior ships. It’s only a matter of time to see if they can actually succeed.
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From the passionate battles of the Mediterranean we find our history setting its eyes on the Sibir-Timurid conflict. Not a single city has been taken yet, but it looks like Sibir has the upper hand. Fear is the only emotion I can think that is running through Timur’s head as he huddles alone in his palace. He dare not go outside and awaits the fated messenger who will bring him the outcome. Though I would like to think otherwise, it is sometimes prudent to be honest in a history and say that I would find myself in his exact same position. The Facts: The Timurids’ two cities get even closer to being taken. The wait is agonizing! As well, Mongolia and Korea enter the denouncing game and jump on the bandwagon to write their crude charcoal letters against Germany.
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Standing on his ice-slick ship, the admiral of the Inuit navy waits patient for a time to strike against his Japanese enemy. Patient is in his eye and I wonder if he will ever go into the fray of battle. Perhaps he enjoys watching the Japanese throw themselves at him, or maybe he is truly afraid of the empire’s powerful ships. Either way, news quickly comes to him of their leader’s friendship with Morgan and through frost-bitten lips, he whispers a command: “We sail for Sikutsipmaik!” The Facts: The Inuit and Buccaneers are friends now, which clearly means that the Inuit are gonna be using Morgan’s rum to warm themselves up in their frozen home. It is interesting to see how much longer the Inuit will wait before sending their fleet towards the Japanese or even the Blackfoot. Surely they could take those two Blackfoot cities with the navy they have now?
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Falling back to Manila, Jose Rizal hears the sound of Australian Galleass cannons firing on his precious cities. Even though he is far away and in the care of his militia, the nightmares of battle haunt him and his inability to stir his men bring a chill to his heart. He sits in his palace, a blanket around his shoulder, and shiver even though the city is in the thralls of a heat wave. The smell of smoke and burning flesh sticks in his nose and the name of a single admiral echoes in his ears till sleep takes him. The name is Alvaro. The Facts: Though they briefly took back Butuan, it looks like the Philippine navy has all but been defeated. Now it seems to be a race to see who will capture what, with Australia leading the charge against Jose’s island cities and Champ setting their eye on Manila.
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In Northern Vietnam, Trung Nhi wrestles with the inability of her forces. She curses her misfortune and cusses against the gods for making her victory so long endured. And then, from a messenger, she hears worse news. The war with Burma had ended years ago. Her sister, Trak, had lied to her. In a rage, pushed the objects off her desk and screamed. Maybe it is through recording these histories that I have started to becomes more . . . acceptable, of this world’s culture, but in that moment, I actual felt sorry for Trung Nhi. A kin’s betrayal stings deeper than any friends. The Facts: Vietnam continues their assault on China, but so far it looks to be quite ineffectual. Cool to note though, is that Tibet now has Calvary! (Their unique unit!)
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Autizotl the Destroyer, general of Stalin, stared out across the fields of citadels. He had questioned their every placement in regards to Poland, but still Stalin had insisted. Now he felt the cold winds of war brewing and he thought of his wife and child. He didn’t want war, he never enjoyed the taking of life. But he knew that, just like the sun, war would always rise and set in cycles. He allowed himself to grin as she spoke, “When the sun rises and the east sets, then we shall make our move . . . What a silly way to look at it . . .” The Facts: Look at all those citadels. It’s a wonder if they will be used anytime soon. As well, Leonidas declares war on Armenia because he clearly hasn’t gotten tired of sending his men to the slaughter.
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The representative looked smaller than Meiji imagined. But he knew that staying on his good side meant an easier victory for his army. “I sign here, right?” he asked. The broad, stout man nodded. With a twist of his quill, Meiji signed the treaty and handed it back to the representative. “You know what this means, don’t you?” The other man didn’t respond. “It’s only a matter of time before my brothers will face you again on the battlefield. Don’t you find this fascinating?” The representative only began to whistle and left the chamber without a word. Sitting back in his chair, Meiji looked to his decorated ceiling and sighed. “Ruling the world . . . it’s such a burden sometimes.” The Facts: Japan and the Blackfoot have signed a peace treaty! With that complete, it looks like we know exactly what Meiji has his eye set on. He’s packed his parka folks and headed north!
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Outside his palace, the sounds of cheering and music fill the air. Meiji hers the flute against the wind and allows himself to bask in the soothing sounds. His body eases, his mind lets go, and he dreams of cherry blossoms against the crisp, white snow. The Facts: Japan has now entered the Renaissance era (and it’s about time too!). I feel like they’ve gotten there primarily through military technology, so it will be interesting to see what else they have to work through to get further in technology.
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Em’s letter brings with it joy and sadness. She has arrived in Honolulu and told me all about the marvelous people there. Yet, in my heart, I feel like I miss her by the day. The events recorded in this history have brought a new understanding to my heart – one of profound respect. The more I discover, the more I realize how I need to share it with her. One day we shall be reunited and will her stories ever be magnificent! The Facts: Em is in Honolulu now! Let’s see what exactly the Hawaiians are planning, shall we? I especially want to know what their opinion on the Mayans are!
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After a brief invasion, the Sioux have turned against their aggressors. With vengeance in their heart, they march towards Mdewakantonwan and have begun their assault. The foolish Crowfoot only realizes now what a mistake attack Sitting Bull was and quickly tries to mend the situation with a letter. He receives a decorated Sioux spear jutting out of his messenger’s back. The Facts: The Sioux looked armed and ready to take on the Blackfoot! Whether or not they’ll succeed depends on their determination, but their army looks sizable and eager. As well, you can sort of see Mexican troops surrounding the southern Sioux cities. How much trouble Mexico has in for Sitting Bull, is yet to be seen!
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Wounded and tired, Leonidas the Younger is brought to Sparta and sits in his fortress. He pictures the fight over and over again in his head, and slams his fist into his throne at the thought of Celerina’s words. “I am not a child,” he mutters to himself, over and over again. “I am not a child!” One of his minister sneaks into the room and Leonidas restrains himself from screaming at the poor man. “What do you want?” he asks with as much composure as he can muster. “My lord, it seems that Varna has repelled David’s invasion.” Leonidas barely twitches. “I thought you would be pleased with this my lord?” “I have a lot on my mind,” Leonidas retorts. Then, with a sudden realization, he lifts himself from his throne. “Varna’s invasion has been repelled . . . Yes . . . Yes! First I will conquer Armenia, then Israel, and finally, when I have killed all my enemies, I will meet Celerina on the battlefield one final time and end her life!” He tilt his head back and roared, “Yes! Leonidas the Younger is not a child anymore, nor is he stuck in his father’s shadow! After today, I will be known as a true leader: they will call me Leonidas the Conqueror!” The Facts: Varna is safe and remains in Sparta’s hands for now. But with a new war against Armenia, can Sparta withstand another war, especially if this one is as costly as the last?
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Meiji looks out from his balcony to see his capital stretching out. He reaches his hands out to the sun and breathes in the cool air. Tomorrow is a new dawn for his empire, one that he plans to shake the very foundations of this world. With a heavy sigh and determination for the future, Meiji closes his eyes and ponders the world. “When the sun rises and the east sets, then we shall make our move. Yes, I know this idea well. For the Empire of the Sun has begun to rise, indeed. And those who oppress us will be left in the cold, barren wastes of death. Yes, the sun has finally come out from the shadows of this world and it is hungry for power!” As I have mentioned previously, it is important for a historian to view the events shown to him/her with the utmost care and consideration. But when considering Meiji and his new empire, this history can only wonder how far he will go for the satisfaction he craves. Maybe this world will not be enough for his ambition and that thought truly scares me. However, I would also be lying if I said it doesn’t excite me either. The Facts: The Inuit and Japanese have begun to fight and it is only a matter of time before we see a clear victor here. But until then, it is exciting to wonder how important this war will be in the future for these two passionate empires.
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Stat time! Since Makru’s chapter does not include these statistics after, I will interpret them as I see fit. So to start, it appears Australia is at the top of population once again and it’s also curious to see how Texas has fallen. Hawaii is also doing surprisingly well in this regard!
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Not surprisingly we see the Ashanti, Byzantium, and Philippines rounding off the bottom of the population list. I still feel bad for the Ashanti and hope they can maybe eke out a peace treaty at the very least.
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Australia again is top of the military list, though Yakutia has sneaked into second place. May we finally see some action other than meaningless declarations of war? The Inuit are third in military and look to be the favourite against the Japanese. However, I still hold out a belief that the Japanese have some guts to them. It won’t be an easy fight, that’s for sure.
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The Lonely Roman Legion is of course the last in military, though the poor Ashanti also round off this list with their three pikemen and bowman.
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The turtle rises again! Yakutia is clearly the technological paradise of this world so far, though Korea has done well for itself since the beginning of the game. The benefits of technology have shown themselves quite nicely so far, so it will be interesting to see how this changes in the future.
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Byzantium and Rome, the two purple bros, are at the end of the list in terms of tech. Their advisors must be telling these leaders that “They are a backwards people!” (A little civ III reference, for those who remember that game.)
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The Inuit have a lead of five cities so far, but Australia is definitely in the running to catch up with their successes against the Philippines. The Boer’s inclusion in third place always surprises me. I never realize just how large their empire is from the picture.
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We look at the “most likely to get knocked out” portion of the list with the Ashanti looking dangerously unstable. But will they last longer than the Philippines, Byzantium, England, or the Mayans?
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Israel remains as intense as ever in the religion game (despite being such a small civ). Poor Islam, it seems, is the first religion to be completely snuffed out.
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At look at the religion map of the world to end this part. It seems like Buddhism has finally reached the atheist islands of Oceania. Will Australia finally be a converted people? For how long can they hold their staunch beliefs? And with that, part seventeen is now over! I would like to thank TPangolin for allowing me to play with this idea I had and for you, the reader, for getting through it all. This document came to over 11,000 words and I hope you‘ve enjoyed a more narrative focused experience from a character within the Battle Royale world. If you like what you‘ve read here, I will be publishing a series of pulp novels surrounding Em‘s exploits soon so look out for them! Yes, Makru does show up in them. No, I‘m not spoiling how. Again, thank you very much for reading and remember to subscribe to the subreddit if you haven‘t already. This has been Aeternix saying, 'Goodnight and may your new civilization‘s overlords be kind!'