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H: Greetings, denizens from the Babylonian sub! Delighted to see you tune in the original arena bloodbath that is the Civilization Battle Royale Mk. II! This time around, we have two narrators that will alternate between the slides to bring you the best possible coverage! I, /u/Hakantula, an avid Icelandic supporter, am joined by my co-writer, /u/NightMan and supporter of the polar opposite to Iceland, the Dvinese Empire. Although last part was statistically speaking a very uneventful one, the new wars that sparked during this part will finally (hopefully) clash into a great pool of death, bloodshed and mass destruction!
N: They certainly will as the hyped up war between Australia and the Boers ultimately lead to the Boers sending a few (by a few I mean a ridiculous amount) nuclear missiles to harass the Wobbegong Armada in the Kimberley research hubs in Antarctica.