1: Jamaica
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In a nearly unanimous last place, we have the wonderful hippie island nation of Jamaica. While everyone loves Jamaica and Jamaicans, their role in the battle royale is comparable to Rue in the Hunger Games. Beloved, yes, but also certain to die. Jamaica likes to found two cities and then call it a day; five cities would be a significant victory. With several more expansive and aggressive civs like Gran Colombia and Rio Grande nearby, Marcus Garvey could quickly discover that the plant is not mightier than the sword. However, just like Rue, the certainty of Jamaica’s demise does not mean they’ll necessarily die first. It’s just, out of all the civs we know will probably die early, Jamaica tops the list.