Uganda
Reformer:
This fucking civ. This absolute pitiful burden of a civ! I know we had civs like Comanche and Qocho that actively sent their first settlers to certain death and then barely built more, and civs like Assyria and Anglo-Norse that barely stood a chance, but Uganda was simply stagnation incarnate, never achieving anything beyond taking up space and preventing better civs from having a chance. Anger and wrath are justified! May I never have to be reminded of you and your failure ever again! May your presence tarnish this plane of existence nevermore! The cylinder is a better place without the stain that is you, and at last we will be able to move on, to war un-ending, which is still preferable to a world that involves you meandering about, lumbering in your catatonic, half-awake state, achieving nothing and plaguing even those near you with your wretched degeneracy.
Anyway, Kilwa was my favorite civ at the start of the season. Completely unrelated.