Episode 2: Please Read The Art of War S3
Will the Philippines do something? Does Castile castill exist? Will civs learn how to take cities?
Episode 3: Old Habits Die Hard S3
As war begins to spread across the cylinder, civs begin their rise to glory…or fall from grace. And there’s a lot of scouting going on.
Episode 4: Who Wants to Be a Conqueror? S3
Many a leader starts to have ambitions of city capturing… but not everyone gets what they want.
Episode 5: The Realm of the Mad Gods S3
The gods seek tribute through blood, and not everyone is strong enough to take the blood of others. Much glory shall come to those that succeed.
Episode 6: Coalitions of Chaos S3
Tensions rise on the cylinder as war declarations come thick and fast, but actually navigating the terrain in the direction of their opponents proves ever tricky for some of our contenders. Let the cities fall, by pen or by sword.
Episode 7: Ash in the Sand and Ships on the Waves S3
As Civilizations continue to develop, wars rage on every continent
Episode 8: Letters from Far-Flung Places S3
Episode 9: Wars of Words, Warriors, and Wacky Wiles S3
Wars are fought with words and warriors, as the AI makes the most mind-boggling decisions, as is tradition.
Episode 10: A Thousand Galloping Hooves S3
In which Tomyris gets a lesson on the power of friendship, Xanana and Suharto go for a night on the town, and the North America gang finds out that Iron Jacket is haunting Pretty Nose’s garden.
Episode 11: A Steppe Too Far S3
Battles rage for the fates of entire continents as great powers seek to stay ahead and underdogs scramble to bring themselves back to relevance.
Episode 12: The Best Defense Is Doing Literally Nothing S3
The story of two wonder-obsessed leaders, two military dictators, and a smorgasbord of other characters.
Episode 13: You Only Live Twice, Agent S S3
As our war game enters the new year, we get a peek through the eyes of history into the Civ Battle Royale.
Episode 14: Furthermore, Kilwa Must Be Destroyed S3
It’s M-M-Medieval Madness across the Cylinder, as we enjoy an episode full of new conflict, new people, new cities and new… memes?
Episode 15: I’ll Drink To Your Death S3
Are you ready to send your army on an expedition into your neighbors lands without declaring war? Are you ready to look death in the eye? Do both in this episode of CBR X3!
Episode 16: Throw the dice and let’s see which head will roll S3
Across the cylinder, civs develop new naval tech, active warzones become prime real estate, and the strong prey on the weak.
Episode 17: Flips and Failures S3
Key cities exchange hands time and time again, while faltering civs lay the groundwork for their own demise.
Episode 18: Hunting Season S3
Blood spills throughout the globe, as several of the cylinder’s heavyweights seize the opportunity to bully their smaller neighbors. We see the death of some old rump states, and the birth of some new ones.
Episode 19: Blood In The Water S3
Some civs seem destined to fight in bitter rivalries with their neighbors for centuries. Others seem destined to conquer those unfortunate enough to start near them. Others still have the unique distinction of being able to declare war on a neighbor far away from them and still make it worth watching. Let’s see who’s who.
Episode 20: The Past That Does Not Forget S3
An age of new ideals and principles takes root in this fragile world. Desperacy to not be left behind and a need to grow stronger will make or break empires of every size.
Episode 21: Best Laid Plans S3
A rumor of a terror to the cylinder emerges as fear mongering takes a hold of our leaders. Meanwhile, some civs perform cunning maneuvers while others make more questionable decisions.
Episode 22: A Cylinder in Flux S3
Ages pass, wars rage, tech advances, wonders are built, shenanigans happen
Episode 23: Blood-Stained Sands and Shanty-Bound Seas S3
Wars are aplenty upon the high seas and throughout the vast plains, as opposing ideals and sheer tomfoolery repeat history as we’ve always known: fighting wars good.
Episode 24: The Sun Sets on Sumatra S3
The /r/civbattleroyale continues as conflicts all over the cylinder rage on. Throughout this, the eons of generations before wear at the soul of our courageous leaders…
Episode 25: Acts and Revelations S3
Death reaps its toll on the cylinder, several wars end both decisively and indecisively, and some shocking turns lead to grand machinations playing.
Episode 26: The Age of Air S3
Nnnneeaoowww; zyooooommm; fffwiiifff; BOOM! The Cylinder is never without innovation, but this time we witness one of the biggest yet, as death rains upon some unfortunate denizens of the Civ Battle Royale.
Episode 27: The Gang Goes to Hell S3
The cylinder shakes. Empires will fall, regional power dynamics will be turned on their head, and millions of lives will be turned to cinders. Make sure to buckle up, because it’s a long way down.
Episode 28: The Wheat and the Chaff S3
Major powers make major moves against minor neighbors and against each other.
Episode 29: The Land of the Second Sun S3
Continental leaders slowly accrue power while the stage is being set for an even greater explosion of action with a killer soundtrack.
Episode 30: My Boomerang Won’t Come Back S3
Tanks do their tanky things on every corner of the cylinder as easy military campaigns alternate with uneasy truces and the sub’s new masters reinvent the cube.
Episode 31: Race to The Apocalypse S3
More and more weapons of mass destruction fall into the hands of civs all across the blood-soaked cylinder. Empires are made, lost, and mishandled as the gap between the haves and the have-nots of the cylinder grows ever wider.
Episode 32: Expecting the Unexpected S3
Chaos and bloodshed spread like wildfire around the Cylinder, as the superpowers consolidate and the smaller civilizations fall further behind. Yet unexpected twists and turns still await, and the path to victory remains open to those with the ambition to chase it.
Episode 33: Are you shaken? There is so much worse in store. S3
The quiet peace of pacifist communities is shattered, as the great powers of the world employ increasingly devastating weapons of war to satisfy their bloodlust.
Episode 34: Tales of Unstoppable AI, Epic Battles, and Unforeseen Upsets S3
Episode 35: The Barren and the Overflowed S3
Some nations build up, some nations don’t, there’s a lot to get through and this is just one stepping stone towards the end…
Episode 36: A Song of Dice and Fire S3
World domination is coming, and it all lies in the roll of a dice. Welcome back to the CivBattleRoyale.
Episode 37: Doomsday S3
The world has been convulsed by war. Many great and powerful civilizations have fallen, but you have survived - until now. Total War has been declared, and billions across the planet will die.
Episode 38: Bloody hands, dirtied machines and weeping folk S3
The cylinder is being torn apart by total war, while a wandering man(?) writes what he witnesses
Episode 39: The Dance of Death S3
Countless lives are lost as the civs that remain are locked in a dance of death, slowly drowning the cylinder in a area of sweat and blood.
Episode 40: Roundabout S3
As the effects of Total War begin to take their toll, civilizations reverse their fortunes for better and for worse, birthing new legends in the process.
Episode 41: Whatever It Takes S3
The first total war comes to a close. Many civs make peace, but a few particularly determined fighters continue waging their preferred campaigns.
Episode 42: The Great General Assembly S3
Episode 43: War’s Zenith S3
Episode 44: Raoni’s Revenge S3
Episode 45: Sickness Unto Death S3
At the end of the world’s first cycle, we see the damage the Civ Battle Royale has inflicted upon the societies of the Cylinder. Still, we observe…