1: Do you remember, the 21st of September?
Ladies and gentlemen...get ready for tonight’s main event: another riveting episode of the Civ Battle Royale (Season 2)! I, ItsTruckMonth (or u/yaampa on Reddit), resident shitposter and Big River simp, will be your host for tonight’s beatdowns! This is my first time ever narrating an episode, so hopefully you’ll enjoy it!
We have quite the show for you tonight, so grab some popcorn (and/or other food items you enjoy while watching), sit back, and enjoy both civs and my sanity completely implode!
Note: As of this episode's release it will be September 21st, so do have September by Earth, Wind and Fire looping in the background for optimal enjoyment.